#killingmyself

[whatthefuck1200]

hey gays- guys… i meant guys. not gays haha.. anygays-i mean!! anyways! (sweats) im so awkward.. sorry. (runs away)

[ravenclairee]

SCHOOL SPIRITS — 2.08 "Fire, Talk to Me"

[bizlybebo]

i miss jade cantrip

[angelm00se]

[iidabearnen]

HE HIT THE SPOT SOMEONE LANDED THEIR JUMP IN

[dnfity]

i miss him so much

[earpainsupreme]

I wish meeting cool trannies was easier, all poons near me are either nontransitioning, microdosing or just gigafembrained, and troons are more or less an extinct species. I only ever saw two out there and they were both extremely unhygienic. I've seen a few on dating apps that were cute but I don't know how to talk to cute girls in person so I guess it's also kind of my fault.

[colavoxi]

head in hands thinking about faustin and reuben. assorted hcs / writing about them cus im insane and this will be long no matter what i try to do. the lauriet family is taking over my mind

i think it's an adorable idea that perhaps faustin was just absolutely diabolically pining over ruben for a decent few years. especially if they had a similar academic rival relationship before dating like cyril and dove, which is one reason reuben is so up to teasing cyril about his newfound love.

both are around 70 y/o and have been together for at least 30 years because they had cyril in their 40's

but having a child together is not a early-relationship decision so i'm going to just say they were together for about? 10-15 years before having cyril? so in total thats ≈40-45 years of being together !! so by elven equivalent they've been together since late highschool-early college. but because of human lifespans that means they were likely apprentices at the institute and such together in their respective fields.

maybe it was through dumb luck, maybe fate, maybe some sort of divine intervention, but at one point their studies overlapped and that's how they met and faustin fell first, no doubt in my mind. perhaps he even fell harder as well, after all, they are said to be "sickeningly in love" and that faustin would just listen and nod as reuben rambles while still fully listening...

he caught himself staring at this completely strange elf more than he found himself working with him. at first maybe he was furious he was now finding himself rivaled by a stranger, but then he found himself studying botany in his freetime just to have something to talk to reuben about or even going as far as having lunch with him under the guise of "team bonding".

he had absolutely no clue why his heart practically burst through his ears with how fast it ran whenever reuben would grab his arm to get his attention, even less of a clue why he found himself falling horribly in love with a botanist of all people.

he even surprised himself when he found himself drunk that night, pressing messy kisses to reuben's lips as the other equally-drunk man roamed his hands down faustin's spine like he was trying to memorize every groove of his academic rival.

(the gossip spread horribly fast after that night, faustin wanted to die then and there when he woke up in reuben's bed without a shirt, trying to figure out what the hell happened)

but that's when reuben started waking up early, coming to his room every morning early as a bird just to braid his hair. before faustin knew it, he barely even touched his own scalp anymore, his body preferring the warm hands of the man who'd become reuben faustin alongside him.

before he knew it though they were dating, and then he was proposing, then he was planning a spring wedding with the man he had at one point been trying to one up at every corner, and then having a child of all things?

he will never admit the way he cried when cyril was born, either, pushing his glasses up onto the top of his head to wipe his eyes as his husband teased him relentlessly for it, even though he himself was crying at the sight of this newborn boy reaching up towards the stars trying to capture them in his coo-ing grasp.