Mar 13, 2017
Ron: This is a place of evil. Stay close an you’ll stay alive.
I was about to say Ron is being a bit ridiculous here, but this is basically the set of for a generic horror movie, so he’s actually being genre-savvy.
Generic Cheerleader #2: This is just like those movies; innocent teens, stranded at a camp in the middle of nowhere, then some creep-o starts to pick them off, one by one.
Oh cool, she actually is genre-savvy. Maybe they can get out of this alright.
Bonnie: Okay, if this were a horror movie, there’d be more guys, and they’d be way cuter than him.
That was unnecessary, and not even true. You were just looking for any reason to insult Ron.
Ya bitch.