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im not even going to rant, I just want you to know your hated

lmao u think i give a shit? i don't <3 bye bye

you do realize you can have contacts right?

I do! I just... I, um, I lost them?

didnt need it anyway i have a dollar

"Christ. Dollars need to appear more often in the basement. Though I guess that'd make it too easy, huh?"

that is all i wanted to know *gives him a quarter*

"Whoa shit, thanks for the free money, dude!"

im sjut curious like is it a gaping wound or a slash?

"It's a scar, though it was an open wound at one point."

25 cents take it or leave it

"Nice try."

if you show me whats under your eyepatch i'll give you money

"That's a shifty offer, man."

have you ever been high?

Ew, no!

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