#kings text posts

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Mikoto: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dead husband! Happy birthday to you!

Totsuka: Thanks. I assume you meant “dear.”

Mikoto: Ahhhhh

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*interacts with people* *has to take a four hour nap*

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Don’t joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me

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She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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“How are you so calm?!”

“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

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Talk to my left hand coz you ain’t right