#kink jokes

[sequoia-phoenix]

I AM THE GODDESS OF COMEDYYYYYY

[horizonspurple]

Actual texts between me and a friend xD

[themintycupcake]

For a while I thought that inflation was a fetish for inflatable pool toys. Now, to my credit, there is a sizeable fetish community out there for inflatable toys, but I guess that's a different kind of inflation.

[dyslexic-asexual]

See jersey mikes knows you can be a sub top

My partner came up with this and said I should post it

[trans-bastard-dogboy]

some mfs claim to be anti kink but their ideal world sounds something like “everyone is lesbian and men are subservient” and i’m like bro, there’s a word for that.

[haymarketvtubestuff]

HOT TAKE: DR PEPPER IS SATAN'S PISS - AND SISTER I'M VERY MUCH INTO P-