#kink rambles

[hiccuping-daydreams]

i have such little motivation to write and im very nervous to post this cause i haven't been active in agesss and ive told people in my daily life about my newest hyperfixation but hopefully they won't find this? anyway musings/ranting on my newest favorite character/ship & hiccups

key:

M = m@tt m\/rd0ck / d@r£d£\/il

F = f0gg¿ n£ls0n

(did you enjoy my creative censoring)

i feel the need to preface this with the fact that im acearo, but M's line in the show of "i'd say i'm a big boy and not to worry about me" DOES THINGS TO ME.

anyway anyway M drags himself to F's place after a fight, not like a horrible one but somehow he ended up with hiccups from it (does being thrown off a building give you hiccups?)

and F is used to this, M got them all the time in college. So he takes M into his apartment, patches him up and somehow they end up cuddling on F's couch.

And the hiccups mess with M's senses, so he has to just trust F, which is the reason he struggled his way to F's because he trusts F most

And M's hiccups are pretty fast and loud, but don't hurt so F doesn't feel bad about finding them really attractive (he won't realize its a kink till their old and married ❤️🧡💚🩵), and M's hiccups sound like a cat yowl almost.

M's emotionally guarded ass would never be the first to confess but let's be honest, coming to F when he's vulnerable is basically a heartfelt confession. And it takes M falling asleep against F when his hiccups have finally faded for F to realize this

and so F waits till the next time this happens, which is in like 4+ months because their both dramatic so wait, and when it finally happens F holds M's hiccuping body and asks to kiss M and M says yes

and then the kiss cures M's hiccups, and from then on thats their go to cure. and M maybeee seeks out getting hiccups for a bit for kisses untill F tell's him he doesn't have to do that to get kisses and he'll kiss him anyway, and that's finally how they properly get together (but M still seeks them out, both for kisses and when he realizes that F's heart beat speeds up whenever he gets them)

and oneday M get's hiccups while he's out as d@r£d£\/il and it's on the news and F is in the area and their both very grateful that M's suit doesn't cover his mouth, but that gets photographed and now everyone who knows F and M starts getting mad at F and feeling bad for M, so they decide to say their actually in a poly relationship with M, F, and also M but in disguise, bur they had to be quiet about it for M 2's identity and those who know the truth find it endlessly funny.

also t4t mlm F/M >>>>>>

and the one time F get's hiccups the kiss cure doesn't work and M gets insecure that it didn't work thinking he isn't good enough, but what actually cures F is his worry for M and then they have sex

[megaphonegirlk]

Knifeplay for the kink game

Man, people are coming for MY blood specifically today huh? >:D (Though Mia wants to give her own counterpoint after I talk) heheh. So, Knifeplay is fucking sexy. The danger, the FEELING of cold , sharp metal tracing your skin, or digging into your flesh when you're pinned down while knowing that any movement will end your life in a spray of blood and danger. Hnnngggg. Kazuichi and The Captain both like playing with knifes with me, Kazuichi used to trace a knife down my joints, lightly marking incision points with the tip of it like he planned to disassemble me. It always gives me a thrill >///>. I love the feeling of being in danger, and I love the feeling of control over me, the helplessness. Mia, alternatively, is very into it from the other side. She likes to tease her lovers with her knife, Seiko, for one. She never cuts the skin (that's reserved for those she doesn't have affection for, or people who hurt and trouble her darling), but the danger of it is there, as she brushes the flat of the knife against Seiko's cheek and smiles lovingly down at her. <3

Knifeplay. We fucking Love it.

[peachesandcherry-sundae]

realistic stuffing is super underrated

[belliesandburps]

I feel like Floyd, out of every TW character, gets the most handsy with his own stomach.  He’s someone who loves, loves, LOOOOOVES squeezin’ folks.  But I imagine he actually loves getting squeezed right back.  But even if he’s not squeezing his gut tightly, he loves having his hands over it, often caressing and kneading his fingers into his stomach tightly.  So, if he’s hungry, he’s rubbing his belly up and down happily and eagerly, and if he gets excited at the thought of devouring someone, he’ll hug his stomach so hard that it almost takes the wind out of him.

Incidentally, when he lets out a HUGE burp, like a real wall-rattler that drags on for a few seconds that’s been building in his gut for a while, when it ends, he’ll lurch forward, sigh heartily to the point where his tongue hangs out of his fang-filled maw, and hug his stomach tightly with deep, euphoric delight.  “HAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh...ohhhhhh, my tummy REAAAAAAALLY needed that...”

And I think, if he gets the hiccups, he’ll start grabbing his belly and tightening his grip in an effort to either squeeze some deep belches out of himself or to try and hitch his stomach muscles enough to relax and ease the hiccups.  Only if they’re painful of course.  If he’s just hiccuping casually, he’ll bounce but then just giggle childishly.

[belliesandburps]

Pie Day Poll

Happy Pie Day, kids! In honor of the occasion, who’s someone you wanna see getting good and stuffed from poe gorging? Send your suggestions over in my ask box! :)

[peachesandcherry-sundae]

this is so over done but...characters having multiple thanksgivings because of separate families/friends/ect??? ending up ridiculously full by the end of the night, clothes uncomfortably snug (maybe a few buttons lost), and only being able to just lay there in a daze, wondering how they managed to eat all that good food

[peachesandcherry-sundae]

bad post™ but one of my favorite kink tropes is normally very reserved and formal characters in stuffing scenarios. The more stubborn ones refusing to admit how stuffed they are, only to be betrayed by their own noisy stomach, maybe a few stray burps interrupting their protests. The more shy ones not being able to hold in their hiccups and burps, red faced and profusely apologizing for their manners, insisting they’re not like this usually......yeah

[peachesandcherry-sundae]

valkyrie not knowing janes identity yet and they have an asgardian feast after winning a battle or something. jane in her thor form doesnt have any trouble eating like an asgardian, but once she goes back to her living quarters and reverts back to her human form she has to deal with the stomach ache thats threatening to make her lose her dinner from how much she ate. valkyrie comes in before jane can think to grab the hammer, and they both just kind of stare at each other for a second until valkyrie smirks and comments on how all thors are the same, stuffing themselves till they cant move, and then she sits beside jane and tends to the poor midgardian's achey middle, telling her her secret is safe with her