Vampire Knight Rewritten Tiiimeliiine baybeeee!!
Kaname is born in what will later be England.
Kaname is bitten and after committing a massacre of people, escapes to a ship and tries to sleep forever.
Kaname wakes up in Japan, eats the people who find him, walks into the sun to try and die. It does not work.
Kaname meets the “Hooded Lady”, Tani Kuran, a fellow vampire and an oiran. She gives Kaname the name Kaname since Kaname forgot his original name (Cain I.) and he takes her surname, Kuran. They fall in love (very weird codependent love) and have a son named Christopher/“Krist” (he’s dead).
After the Hooded Lady attempts to kill the current vampires in charge to stop infecting Japan and influenced Kaname to join. While Kaname is fighting with the leader, Tani steps in between the two to protect him. This allows Kaname to kill his opponent but, in doing so, he unintentionally impales Tani also. Tani tells him she might’ve done this on purpose.
Kaname burns the rest of the current council down but decides to seize control in their place before leaving Japan, thus leaving Vampires having no power there.
Though this is throughout time nearly all of Kaname’s descendants inbreed and die, except for Juri and Rido.
The dhampir and future revered vampire hunter Kaien Cross is born in a British colony (he’s Irish).
Kaien throws a rock at Kaname’s head in anger at the bourgeoise. This causes the two to meet.
Yuki Cross/Kuran is born.
Juri Kuran-Tomita, Kazuya Tomita (Juri’s husband and Yuki’s father), and Rido Kuran are killed. Yuki is turned into an amnesiac pseudo-human and taken in by Kaname before being given to and adopted by Kaien.
Toga Yagari (33 years old) mercy kills his wife Babette after she’s bitten and turned, she begs him to kill her before she goes berserk.
Emi is nine when her father comes home and frustratedly says her mother isn’t ever coming back because she is dead.
Toga would later lose his left eye a few months later.
Ichiru is bitten and conceals this using illusions.
Zero and Ichiru’s parents are killed in an orchestrated killing by Ichiru and Shizuka Hio. Zero is bitten. They are taken in by Kaien after Kaien saves them from dying and kills Shizuka.
Ichiru Kiryuu kills Kaien Cross. Vampires are exposed to humanity.
Zero gives up half his humanity to evade execution with the help of Kaname.
Society collapses. The world goes to shit after vampires are revealed, The Council only does stuff that will get them more power. America and Russia nuke each other, Japan closes itself off, groups of humans live in city zones like Half Life, the sky is permanently grey so vampires aren’t affected by the sun. The Japanese military splits off and joins either the Hunters or the Catholic faction known as the Templars, the only successful human colonies outside of the City Zones.
Zero fights Kaito Takamiya and leaves Kaito behind with a magazine of silvers. (A Light Novel I planned)
Zero saves Emi from a club in which she is a sacrifice. Though Emi kills the other half of the club.
Zero, Emi Yagari, Toga Yagari, Kaname Kuran, Hanabusa Aido, Ruka + Akatsuki Souen, and the hunter army kill the council and dismantle the council’s reign.
Zero and Ichiru fight each other while Kaname kills any remaining councilmen. Ichiru dies. Immediately after, Zero is speared by Yuki out of spite and Kaname sees Zero’s body before killing Yuki, his final descendant, in vengeance.
Kaname blows up Cross Academy, and he almost dies. Albeit Kaname is given Yuki’s heart so he is comatose.
Emi Yagari resurrects Zero Kiryu with help of Toga Yagari by getting his metabolic processes back on with magic, which takes weeks.
A day or a few hours after Emi Yagari resurrects Zero with help from her father, The Templars nearly kill her for this as this would make her equal to or above God/Jesus. Aido quickly diverts their attention to “other pressing matters”. Emi resurrects Zero in hiding.
Yuki Cross is dead. Ichiru Kiryu is dead.
5 months after, Zero wakes up.
Emi has become Cross Academy’s headmistress, though she’s more of a “Mockingjay” situation.
Cross Academy is rebuilding. Zero isn’t given any credit by the government due to a lot being done and is given an apartment in one of the city zones as well as his charges dropped. Zero goes back to being a hunter, but this proves repetitive because not much happens, and he can’t exactly be used to nothing happening being good. Everyone is kind of annoyed at Zero reasonably not being as nice as he is.
Zero wakes Kaname Kuran up out of boredom due to his repetitive life.
Kaname attempts to starve himself for a week out of just wanting his life over. Zero finds him.
Kaname’s pissed off zero brought him back but then Zero isn’t taking his shit. They almost bang and then they do (Zero instigated it), so now they’re a weird casual relationship where Kanamr loves Zero but Zero doesn’t care if he leads Kaname on, not that Kaname cares.
Waking Kaname up results in what remains of the civil coming to get Kaname, and now Kaname and Zero are in a deeper rabbit hole than they afforded.
Emi has her son Mei. The father is unknown.
20?? (A few years after Emi has a child, but now I don’t know when because their relationship is a lot more complicated now when I write it)
Kaname and Zero get married.
