spiderman v.2.0: i’m imposing a new rule effective imnediately
spiderman v.2.0: anybody caught in the kitchen once over a quarter of the household is asleep isliable to be dunkedin the nearbu lake
nerf or nothing: are you
nerf or nothing: are you good there jackie
nerf or nothing: i type better than that piss drunk
spiderman v.2.0: you try parkourinf and typin
100% real doctor: Do you want another broken leg? Or arm?
100% real doctor: That is how you get another broken leg or arm.
grandpa but stylish: After which Marvin proceeds to spend his days in quite the tizzy D: Be kinder to him, Jackie!
nerf or nothing: wait what
grandpa but stylish: Hm? Marvin works himself up enough to interfere with that magic of his, which as the inhabitant of the neighbouring room... has some effects on quiet past-times.
nerf or nothing: MARVIN desmarais get your FUCKIN ass in here
grandpa but stylish: ...Is something the issue?
nerf or nothing: no absolutely nothing i’m just going to kill marv
local furry: Don’t you dare. Another word and I’ll glue your tongue to the top of your mouth.
nerf or nothing: fine give me a second to look some signs up jameson come help me
grandpa but stylish: I would prefer to remain on the sidelines for this, thank you.
local furry: You little bastard.
local furry has gone offline.
nerf or nothing has gone offline.
spiderman v.2.0: ..shloud i be confused i feel confused
grandpa but stylish: I believe Chase and Marvin have simultaneously come to some realizations.
spiderman v.2.0: very unhlpful thank u
grandpa but stylish: You’ll see quite soon.
spiderman v.2.0: thank u ominous magic 8 ball













