Adopting a kitten with Michael
I’ve been all about Michael for the past like week
-”Can we get this one? wAIT NO THIS ONE”
-”!!!!!!!”
-”for fuck sake Michael just choose a cat” “YOU HAVE TO LET THEM CHOOSE YOU”
-”we should get him because we can name him Michael Jr, it’ll be great”
-the owners of the cats getting pissed off because you’ve been there for hours and haven’t even gotten close to choosing a kitten to adopt
-Michael being surrounded my kittens
-him giggling when one falls over
-”Can we get them all?” “absolutely not” “but whyyyyyy”
-finally deciding on a black and white kitten with an orange patch on his forehead
-”can we name him spot?” “that’s a dogs name” “yeah exactly, it’ll be funny”
-spending all night brain storming names for the little guy
-both of you getting distracted by the kitten and forgetting about names
-falling asleep and waking up to find Michael cuddling the kitten
-”well there goes my man”
-cooking breakfast while Michael is still asleep and having the kitten trot out and squeak at you
-”can I help you kitten? kitters? kitkat?”
-”that’s it, kitkat” “but he has orange on his forehead” “...orange kitkat? OK for short?”
-naming the cat O.K because jesus christ that is so Michael
-then changing it to OJ because that sounds better
-barely ever calling him by his real name and settling for things like kitkat, orange, asshole, kitters ect.
-Michael and the cat being best friends
-him being very protective over the cat
-Michael making an instagram and twitter for the cat
-the cat basically being your child
-probably adopting another cat somewhere along the line
-the second cat being a female
-Michael wanting to rename OJ and make him Mr Clifford so the female cat can be Mrs Clifford, just like you two
-”we’re not renaming OJ! He’ll be so confused Michael!” “ughhhh fine”
-adding Mr Clifford to Oj’s nicknames anyway
-the female cat being named Mj (Michael Jr)
-Mj having multiple nicknames also
-Mj being a fully black cat
-”we should get them married”
-Mj being drawn to you, making Michael jealous
-”why does Mj love you so much? she’s supposed to be Michael junior, not (y/n) junior”
-the cats getting in between you and Michael when y’all are trying to cuddle and Michael getting angry
-”I wanted to cuddle my human baby thanks”
-”miCHAEL JUNIOR WHAT ARE YOU EATING?!”
-”COME HERE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EATING?”
-Loving the shit out of those two cats
