I convinced my friend Buck to get a cat and it sparked this huge thing at work.
One of our coworkers suggested we have a cat shower and now we're literally planning a shower for his new kitten.
People are bringing cat toys and kitty joints (because he smokes) and bird feeders and bubble machines and cat streamers.
Two of our other coworkers who didn't get cat parties thrown for them are planning to picket the event with signs.
What is my life?
















