Snuggford Characters as John Mulaney Quotes, Part 2
Amber Hope: Sometimes...I get nervous...on airplanes...
Patrick O'Malley: "My wife" just has some kick-ass to it, you know?
Evelyn Napoli: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.
Edward Napoli: And in the back of my head, I was like, “I was never the alpha of the house.”
Antonio Napoli: My dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem.
Brigid Duffy: You know, I'm Irish, and Irish people, they don't tell you a thing. Irish people keep it so bottled up. You know, like, the plan with Irish people is, "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die."
Daniel Summers: Expecting to see, like, a hundred year old blind dog who's texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. Instead, they see a twenty-eight-year-old healthy man trying his best.
Connor McCoy: You know how I'm filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet for it. So...eggs.
Ruth Phelps: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay, see you at improv practice.
Jenny Garcia: I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Kitty Jackson: First off, get out of here with your facts. Just 'cause you're accurate does not mean you're interesting.
Virginia Hills: I didn't know relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.
Jack Hawkins: I don't look older. I just look worse, I think.
