#kittyempire

[msmooze]

Tunnels and undergrounds you can't get to.

[radresistant]

kittyempire replied to your post “omfg i swear if i see my niece’s dad say “she’s my daughter too” to my...”

ugh people like that are the worst. My brother's mother is that way, only a parent when they feel like it :/

it's so awful. why even have children if you're not going to take care of them or love them properly? idek

[radresistant]

kittyempire replied to your post “i just wonder how in the world i’m so attracted to benedict...”

He looks like a praying mantis, it's so scary

yes, yes! most accurate description i've seen so far. i always knew he looked like something but i couldn't quite put my finger on it. praying mantis, it is

[stanwalkerofficial]

kittyempire replied to your post “I just tried to order a 40 oz. container of Lawry’s seasoning off...”

40 ounces? Are you trying to kill someone

Just myself.  But in all seriousness, 40 ounces is way more than I thought.  That's 1.13 kilograms. That's like more than twice what I thought.

[stanwalkerofficial]

kittyempire replied to your post: I wish I had boobs. I would never be bored again.

You would also never run comfortably again in your life.

I forgive you because you've never met me, but if you had, you  would know that not being able to run would not change my  life in any way.

[stanwalkerofficial]

kittyempire replied to your post: My brother just made the ultimate sandwich.  It...

Please tell me you took a picture

He did. I'll see if I can get him to give it to me

[stanwalkerofficial]

kittyempire replied to your post: My mom just told me that my roast lamb smells...

did she actually use the word dank?

Yup. If only she'd said it 10 minutes earlier at 4:20

[stanwalkerofficial]

Totally diggin' your blog title, that is gold

Haha, I'm glad you like it. I thought it was wonderful