It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.
Despite his best efforts, Shigeru’s recent video shenanigans had gotten a little out of control. Certainly, a small water gun fight shouldn’t have turned out so messy, but then again -- perhaps he shouldn’t have mixed a cup of yogurt into his ammo. The harmless water fight in the park, filmed by a couple of go-pros pinned to their clothing, had turned into an all out war. And the thing about war was...
Someone always got caught in the middle.
In this case, it had been a younger girl, most likely in high school. She’d been walking along the path when Shigeru dove out of a nearby bush, alerting one of his friends. Without noticing the blonde he had dodged the incoming spray of ketchup, but unfortunately the girl was not so lucky. Looking up from where he laid sprawled on the ground, Shigeru visibly panicked before righting himself and standing up to gap quietly at her state of dress now that his friend had hit her.
“I-- I’m really sorry about that,” Shigeru said bashfully, rubbing the back of his neck. However, when he felt something odd the youtuber quickly retracted his hand and looked at it, finding what smell like some of his yogurt mixture. (How did that even get there?)
Tugging off his vest, Shigeru tentatively turned the garment inside out, offering it with a small grimace directed at her, “it’s all I have but -- feel free to wipe it up? Aah... I think there’s some public washrooms nearby though, if you want to try cleaning it with water? I can help you find them if you want.”
