House arrest in pjs for days now, on recovery... Bye-bye appendix! 🙋 Was able to go to grocery yest., & (#Oh!;) a shoe sale happened to be on the way...😛 I can't actually walk on them right now but they're too cute to wear during meal times, pre-antibiotics... Haha! Quite tough managing stuff alone while sick, but I'm getting the funniest flashbacks... e.g. My last tummy related hospital visit ((Photo & diary excerpt taken from my good old iPhone 5s) 🏥 CLINIC #WaitingRoom 🙎: (Sees someone after 2 yrs.; hesitates to greet but) 😐 🏂: "Whoa. You're here? I thought you forgot about me already..." 🙎: (In my mind: "I blocked you") 🏂: "How are you?" 🙎: "Besides this weird stomach pain, I'm okay. I saw you on TV. During work. Got bit distracted..." 🏂: (Seems mind blown) "This is so... I don't know... Somehow I was expecting you" 🙎: "Hmm?" 🏂: "And now you're saying, a stomach pain" 🙎: ? 🏂: "I dreamt you had my baby" 🙎: (Widened eyes; remains calm)) 😳⚠️ *pauses* "Let's hope that never happens..." 🏂: "It's crazy, I swear, I dreamt it..." (Phone rings & screen saver of his massive abs show up) 🙎: "Take it" 🏂: "No, no, it's OK. Here let me show you my recent work..." (Modeling photos) 🙎: "Hold on, I need to text my guy friend. He's supposed to come here anytime soon" 🏂: "Sure, sure" (Scans half naked ripped photos directly & closer to my face) 🙎: (Texts guy friend) "911. Aster Clinic. I'm not a violent person. And I'm so weak today, trying my best to type... But if you don't get here soon, I could physically hurt this person next to me. If can't come on time... just bail me out" 🙆😭😂 #oldphonetreasures #crackingmeup + #painkillers Serious, if I need a laugh... don't have to look further, I can just go through my old diary in Notes. 📱 #whatisthis #modelz #knowwhentostepback #reallife #comedylife #daily 📺 #wagganun #wagtularan ☝️)) (at Doha)
