#kobold posting

[pineconelizard]

[lem-75]

I really big dragon walking with a huge pile of kobolds on their back

[jan-moka]

black-feathered featherbold who sits on the pallid bust of Pallas just above your chamber door

[vlueauvier]

a message from your local friendly kobold

[fyreblazes]

A kobold death metal band made up of a red, a blue, a green, a black, and a white kobold calling themselves Tiamat

[mad-owl-scientist-mordacio]

Dragon: *Takes the pizza out of the oven and places it carefully on the table to cool down for a moment. While waiting it heads into its basement for a bottle of wine*

The Kobolds:

[sylveons-butt]

get contained idiot

[marismolotov]

Kobolds and their regional (website) differences:

I have been on my venture to the Tumblr region of the planet for a number of days now, and feel myself capable of highlighting the differences within the local variants of this species compared to other locations I have studied:

Twitter kobolds have evolved for a long time. However, the overly competitive nature of the Twitter biome has led to them becoming closer and more developed in their traditions than the kobolds in other regions.

It is very common for a Twitter kobold's punchline to just be "yip."

Twitter kobolds believe in the strength of their dragons and spend a large amount of time in awe of their majesty, oftentimes considering them to be parental figures within the dens.

Almost all of the kobolds in this region are of the scaled variety.

Discord kobolds are primarily refugees from Twitter, Tumblr, and other regions. Therefore, they inherit a wide variety of traditions and values. This diversity has largely been respected and celebrated in my experience.

While the "yip" is established as the pervading noise among Discord Kobolds, not all are fluent in Yipyak. There are a number of kobolds who speak in "a" and even some who simply say "kobold" on repeat.

A nearly dissolved reliance on dragons. Dragons and kobolds continue to live side-by-side in Discord dens, but all preconceptions of a dragon and kobold's role related to each other are downplayed. They consider themselves equals, regardless of blood.

Scaled, furred, feathered, and robot kobolds are common.

Tumblr kobolds:

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Pervading belief in communism

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