kokichi x reader christmas headcannons
trigger warnings: none :)
notes: just a couple of headcannons for the christmas season, also my first post!! hopefully it’s not too bad i’m writing this at like 4am on one hour of sleep so sorry in advance-
♡ are you prepared to be woken up at 4am? because you should be!
♡ “wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, come on stupid head, up up up! we don't have all day!!”
♡ you literally do have all day
♡ before you get your actual gift you’re probably going to get a lump of coal or some other joke gift, he just thinks it’s funny to see how you’d react
♡ but his serious gift is definitely something he spent a lot of time planning and picking out, it might even be something you didn’t even realise you wanted.
♡ but he would never admit that, plays it off like he just found it around and figured it might work
♡ you can tell though-
♡ if you guys bake cookies they’re probably going to be gone really fast so make sure to eat some while you can…
♡insists on buying the largest tree you can find, please stop him, it’s literally taller than your ceiling, it won’t fit…
♡ big on christmas decorations, he just thinks they’re really fun
♡ you know those houses that go absolutely insane with christmas lights? on the level that would impress disneyland itself? well that’s your house now
♡ it was perfectly normal when you left and then you come home from the store like 5 minutes later and it’s like this-
♡ kokichi literally what- where did you get this- with what money-
♡ none of your questions will ever be answered.
♡ definitely makes a ton of hot chocolate
♡ but overall the actual christmas day is pretty chill- you guys open presents and probably play some video games together or make fun of crappy christmas movies together













