#konntesein

[ohmysmokeythebear]

If I put cabbage on top of pizza rolls that makes it a salad, right?

Overheard

[ohmysmokeythebear]

now that youre back from Africa I can tell you I just started watching the Flash and I'm obsessed 100%

Can I tell you I just started crying tears of joy.

[ohmysmokeythebear]

I walked out to the living room and Sam and Brian were talking about bees. Typical.

[ohmysmokeythebear]

my roommate is playing sims so every so often i hear her murmur things like 'my grandpa just died' 'my wife is giving birth' 

[ohmysmokeythebear]

mildlyintoxicatedtrophywife replied to your post “donner—wetter replied to your post: What does this even mean? Sam has...”

barthvader is the best thing I have ever heard oh my god

konntesein replied to your post “donner—wetter replied to your post: What does this even mean? Sam has...”

BarthVader

i'll tell him

illbeyourparasol replied to your post “i’ve brought sam over to the dark side hA! quick everyone send me...”

Congratulations, I'll bring the cookies!

what kind of cookies?

[ohmysmokeythebear]

eating 50% off pizza and watching prince of egypt with mah girls

[ohmysmokeythebear]

konntesein replied to your post “dsneylou replied to your post “today i was at lunch with sam and josh...”

confirmation bias

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHyk2ESFCI

[ohmysmokeythebear]

who is sam?

Sam aka konntesein is one of my roommates! (the others being jordan and rachel) She works in a bakery, has terrible taste in movies, and occasionally talks in a really bad russian accent (we haven't quite figured out why, yet).

Sam the neighbor one is my neighbor from home that also happens to go to my university. He can be a pompous asshole at times, and his taste in music hasn't evolved past 2008, but we've been friends since we were 10, so we put up with each other. Usually.