I hope you know everytime I go to my inbox and see that post about homestuck ending I laugh until it peters off and I just stare at my screen screaming on the inside because homestuck will n e v e r e n d
We’re going to be old farts with little rascals running around and we’ll find old con pics and fanworks and go “ahhhh Homestuck” and the youngins will go “oh I’ve heard of that! The third Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff movie is coming out next April, as well as the fifth Hiveswap game!”
There will be novelizations, serializations, civilizations dedicated to it.
Hussie will be crowned TIMES most influential man in history as well as wealthiest. There will be statues of him on a horse in every country.
{I wonder if anyone’s done a mock TIMES cover with Dave or Aradia. Or Lord English.}
One day there will be an entire kindergarten class full of Gamzees, Nepetas, and Terezis. No one will have an odd-lettered name, only fours, sixes, and the rarely used eights.
Every AU possible will have been written, drawn out, and cosplayed. Even the one where they all grew up in an incestuous trailer park {this is actually a very popular fic series. I highly recommend Trailerstuck for teenage shenanigans and world building.}
In millions of years, an alien species from the Earth named Alternian galaxy will come to our decaying planet and find one statement carved into an ancient temple: I warned you about the stairs bro. They will take it that these “stairs” were the downfall of the dominant race {hehe. Downfall.}
I could go on, but I have to leave for work.
