Other things from Collision:
There was a man in the front row with a 'One Big SOB' t-shirt on and all I could read it as was 'one big sub', sorry to this man
We cut back to Jack just staring at a knife backstage, pure normal behaviour 😨 It was a good promo though, like you might as well address the Luchasaurus situation, and add a little more heat to the storyline
Also the fact he's wearing plaid or something lately has got me a little 👀
I like the Isla Dawn and GYV team-up, a UK alliance
And I like Isla Dawn. I'm not particularly invested in her yet, but she's good and very fun to watch
I love Kris dressing as an evil Jedi
Thekla wearing Kris' gear was SPECTACULAR. Also the Vulcan reference sdkfjd
Takeshita wearing blue in his gear, rather than the red more typical to the DCF 👀👀👀
God, Juice injured too? The Bang Bang Gang are having no luck lately :( It's awful how long Colten's been out too, when he got injured on his return it was bad enough, but I thought maybe he'd recover quickly and get back into things. What a horrible shame for them.
I'm vaguely hoping Jay is secretly recovered and they're saving his return for the Australia show or just before it - but that does mostly seem like wishful thinking
It was nice to see Austin team with Billy again, but the entrance with no-one else was heartwrenching
I really like that it was a proper match - it seemed like something they had to throw together last minute because of the Collision cancellation, given that Billy and Austin haven't had much to do with each other lately, and Billy's not really involved in any storylines at all right now, so it seems like it would have been very easy to make it a squash and have Billy take the pin so it wouldn't affect too much on the show. But - especially given the fact they said Austin and Billy were previously unbeaten - instead it was a substantial match, and everyone felt like a serious proposition and a serious threat to each other, and like they were a proper team. I don't know, it just felt like everyone looked good, even though someone had to get pinned and it probably wasn't going to be Protoshita, and I really liked that.
Also - I feel like that slightly odd pin at the end, where Takeshita suddenly switched positions, was so that he could glare daggers at Don on commentary while he did it...👀
Okada showing up just to piss off Takeshita 😭
I like that they've gone with 'Davis and Doyle' for Mark and Jake. It's simple, but it's punchy - it works. And the titantron of it makes them look like circus strongmen. Circus strongmen that are going to run you over
Jordan and Alec calling out for each other when they're in dire straits....that was beautiful
USING SOMEONE AS A WEAPON AGAINST THEIR OWN TAG PARTNER 😭
And hitting each other to psych each other up <3
Paul Wight is the opposite of Samoa Joe
Stokely with the animal-print armrests on his chair 😭 If they aren't new, I only noticed them tonight
The Willow and Julia match felt a little awkward to me at the beginning - it might be another they had to throw together without much notice. But got really cool towards the end, it definitely built up
"Why do you have all those straws?" "I don't know" Maybe I love the Rascalz
CRU are very wound up, Rascalz, just accept them as they are
Windsor and Hayter teaming up!!!! I assumed Jamie was taking a break to go evil after losing to Kris, but maybe they were just figuring things out now Aminata's still injured. Another UK alliance. "I guess we should get matching outfits" <3
The Andrade match. I've said plenty about it already, and I'm also speechless. Still reeling tbh
Just when you think you're getting an episode without Moxley, he's on commentary
It was nice of him to say Roddy's moves were 'beautiful' though, maybe he, Marina and Roddy really can work it out
Aw, I saw something about TK doing a photo with Claudio and Roddy, but I didn't realise it was because they're upholding the tradition of CMLL title matches, that was nice
As soon as I saw Orange and Yuta were seconds for the match, I had a feeling we'd see Orange's fist on his jaw
Is Claudio wearing a lot less of those seal things on his gear these days? That were supposed to display his loyalty and dedication to the Death Rider cause? 👀
I feel like I've seen the broken glass on Roddy's titantron a thousand times before but also somehow never noticed it
Commentary pointing out that this was a rematch between Claudio and Roddy after their match in the Continental Classic, and Claudio probably 'hadn't forgotten' that Roddy got a win against him - and then I remembered that win meant that Claudio didn't get into the finals of the C2, and instead that place went to Moxley, who he'd already beaten. Now that he's taken back his win from Roddy...I wonder if Claudio's remembering that too...👀