“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
& strange starter sentences ;
status: accepting
❝ — No one is pulling their pants down…! And second of all… why is there a baby jesus here anyway? Isn’t it still Nove-…. Oh. I guess it is December now. Also known as Christmas month. Goody. This means I have an excuse to buy 4 million strings of lights to decorate my apartment and no one will look at me funny. ❞














