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SONDHEIM SUCKS.

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The 5 Walls Into The Inner Sanctum of Kylie Brunngraber

1. Brick wall: slightly difficult, but any sledgehammer or other heavy duty hardware tool will do

2. Wall of Fire: hurts like a bitch to get through but takes less time than the first wall.

3. Titanium Steel Wall: a foot thick and takes years to chip away and finally crack through. Doesn't hurt as much as the second wall but takes much more patience and effort.

4. Weakness Wall (a.k.a. Wall of Terrors): transforms into whatever you are most terrified of (closets for claustrophobics, dirt and mess for people with OCD), I would see all the women of my life screaming at me.

5. No one knows. No one has gotten past the fourth but there is a myth as to what it is. Some say that to gain entrance to fully understanding Kylie Brunngraber and know exactly who she is, you must go through the worst possible agglomeration of pain and suffering and terror known to man: to know Kylie Brunngraber you must go through Hell itself...literally.

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If Rebecca Black was British and awesome