thinking about the possibility that cartman's very first fictional crush was ariel
like imagine five-year-old eric watching the little mermaid for the first time and becoming completely obsessed
he watches the movie over and over again and gets butterflies in his stomach every time ariel appears on screen
he thinks she's the prettiest girl he's ever seen, and delusionally sees himself as prince eric, amd fully inserts himself into the role without a second thought










