#l&f asks

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

I miss the sacred sisters group chat!

What would happen when Hyacinth starts planking Eloises Bachelorette party?

No one asked her to, she just started.

[alpacaparkaseok]

Someone saying “bless their soul” about someone is never a good sign…ever 😐 (chapter 6 note)

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Hahaha I wasn’t aware that that was a bad thing😂😂 where I’m from people say it all the time lol

[archxvxd]

Can I please be added to the list and found tag list?

Added💘✨

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

Since phillip is so uncomfortable shopping for adult items in person, I imagine he does his adult shopping online.

What about this scenario, Hyacinth notices a discrete package from a adult online store on their counter top.

She recognizes the senders name because she has ordered from them before.

Hyacinth saddles up to Eloise and teases her about the purchase and asks what she ordered.

Eloise looks Hyacinth dead in the eye and ask what's she talking about.

Phillips ears are bright red.

What is Eloises next move? What about Hyacinth?

Do the sisters end up wrestling on the floor?

What do you think poor Phillip tried to order?

I decided to make this into a little mini fic. So, you know, feel free to read more.

"El, I have that book you were asking for!" Hyacinth said as she waltzed through the door of Phillip's (and she supposed Eloise's, now that her sister had officially moved in) house.

Eloise walked into the entryway from the kitchen, a perplexed look on her face.

"Hyacinth? How did you get in here? Did the twins not lock the door?"

"Oh it was locked, I used the spare," Hyacinth smiled and raised the key in her hand, "You might want to find a better hiding place than behind a wobbly brick on the stoop. Who knows who could just waltz into the house."

"I'll keep that in mind," Eloise said flatly, turning back to the kitchen, "come on in, not that you needed my invitation."

"So, what are you up to? Where are Phillip and the twins?" Hyacinth asked, taking a seat at the kitchen island as Eloise returned to what she had been doing before her sister walked in.

"Phillip is doing some school supply shopping with the twins, and I'm cutting orange slices," Eloise said, picking up a knife and gesturing to the cutting board that held a combination of orange slices and uncut oranges.

"And... you are doing that...why?" Hyacinth asked.

"Amanda has a soccer game this afternoon and it's her turn to provide snacks," Eloise said, slicing an orange in half.

"Look at you," Hyacinth grinned, "from independent woman to soccer mom in less than a year."

Eloise looked up and gave her sister an inscrutable look, somewhere between an indulgent smile and a complacent grin.

"If you would have told me nine months ago that I'd be cutting orange slices for a child's soccer game, I wouldn't have believed you," Eloise chuckled, "but I can't say I'm not pleased with how everything's shaken out. I love Phillip and I love the twins. So I'm more than happy to slice up oranges for them."

Hyacinth shifted in her seat, "Well, I'm happy for you El. I'll get out of your hair, I just wanted to return the Chomsky book I borrowed"

Hyacinth really was happy for Eloise. She liked Phillip and the twins were an absolute hoot. But when she looked at how happy Eloise was with Phillip, and how happy her best friend Felicity was with her boyfriend Geoff, she couldn't help but feel a little... empty.

That empty feeling dissipated, however, when Hyacinth went to set the book down by a pile of mail and saw a package with a return address that she recognized.

"Well, what do we have here?" Hyacinth said gleefully, reveling in the opportunity to embarrass her sister.

"What?" Eloise said, looking up from her oranges.

Hyacinth lifted up the package and quirked her brow, "Atlantic innovations?" she inquired.

"That must be something for Phillip, I don't know why you're so interested," Eloise said, shrugging and looking down to quarter an orange.

"Oh I'm sure it's for Phillip," Hyacinth laughed, "Or maybe in place of him? Is he going out of town for a botany symposium or something?"

Eloise put her knife down, "Hy, what the hell are you talking about?"

"I know it's a sex toy, El," she said in an indelicate whisper, "I've received several discreet packages from 'Atlantic Innovations' myself..."

Eloise was about to open her mouth when the front door opened. Phillip came into the kitchen carrying a couple of shopping bags, as the thumps of two pairs of feet clamored up the stairs.

"Hey El, we're back," Phillip said, walking over to place a kiss on Eloise's cheek, "Do you want some help with the oranges?"

Phillip then followed Eloise's line of sight to Hyacinth.

"Oh, hey Hyacinth, to what do we owe the pleasure?" he said, settling his arm around Eloise's waist

"Hy was just dropping off a book she borrowed and snooping through our mail," Eloise answered before her sister could get a word in edgewise.

Eloise felt Phillip's arm tense once he saw the package in Hyacinth's hand. She looked up to see his jaw flex and the tips of his ears start to turn red. Ah, so the package was for Phillip.

"However she was just leaving since she knows we all have a very busy afternoon, and don't have time to answer her probing questions about the household's correspondence, " Eloise continued, knowing that if Hyacinth had a chance to sus out the situation, Phillip wouldn't be able to look her sister in the eye ever again.

"Yup," Hyacinth grinned as she set the package down and gave it a gentle pat, "I'll be on my merry way. Good to see you Phillip, give the twins my love."

Just as she was about to walk through the kitchen doorway she looked over her shoulder with a diabolical grin and added: "Have fun you two."

As soon as she heard the front door shut, Eloise turned to Phillip and immediately asked: "So what's in the box?"

"I'm not sure what you mean," Phillip said, avoiding eye contact and turning more crimson by the minute.

"Hyacinth clocked the fake return address right away and knew it was from an online sex shop," Eloise explained.

"Oh god," Phillip said with a grimace.

"And I know I didn't order anything," Eloise continued, wrapping her arms around Phillip's neck, "so I can't help but be incredibly curious about the contents of this unassuming box."

"It was supposed to be a surprise," Phillip said, leaning his forehead against Eloise's.

"I got all the surprise I needed today by learning about my baby sister's online shopping habits, I don't know if I could handle anymore," Eloise said with a laugh.

"It's uh, saliva-activated lubricant." Phillip let out underneath his breath.

"Saliva-activated lubricant?" Eloise inquired looking up at him, eyes sparkling with curiosity.

"Yeah, so, when it comes into contact with moisture, it starts to tingle," Phillip responded blushing and looking away.

"Interesting...." Eloise said, standing on the tips of her toes to whisper in his ear, "I can't wait to try it tonight."

Phillip smirked and kissed Eloise's ear "Me neither."

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

I have a lost and found ask.

I saw a post from thekatebridgerton where they described how each Bridgerton child handles a breakup. The description of Hyacinth cracks me up. She becomes addicted to video and gets "break up bangs".

The term breakup bangs has been rolling around in my head ever since.

How would the sisters stage an intervention for hyacinth? Would they engage the Sacred Sister chat?

This is what popped in my head in regard to what Eloise would say 😂

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

How do you imagine Eloises wedding dress in Lost and found?

Probably something lighter/more bohemian as pictured below

[alpacaparkaseok]

I feel like you probably just posted the red string of fate update but I was already on here when I saw you tagged us & couldn’t wait to talk to you haha so hi, eager friend here

Your update about it touched my heart B, thank you for sharing, in light, why Tae and Christina mean so much to you, writing their story etc…

I don’t have much to say except I’m excited to read it and you’re freaking awesome my friend

Sarah you can't just say these things to meeee 🥺🥺

thank you so much for your sweet support!! I'm so happy to finally be sharing it with you guys, I really hope you enjoy it. I really do love their story, so it means so much to me that you love it, too.

ALSO side note buuuut you changed your icon and it seriously shook me to the core lol, but I love it!!

[alpacaparkaseok]

My heart ached for Christina. Is there gonna be anymore for her story or is it simply Tae found his soulmate and she is left behind?

Christina is a wonderful human being and a complex character, so I would love to write something more for her in the future. I do believe that she has a happy ending out there, it’s just gonna take a little longer to find. (Which, honestly, is coming straight from my own feelings haha)

So I don’t think that this is the end of Christina’s story by any means.