#l0rd-0f-c0ws

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I really don't know what happened but I did think until EXTREMELY recently that The Pitt was a show about ABO. Like I really did and I don't know why. Like when I learned about the hospital thing I just assumed that it was a hospital drama that also has ABO dynamics in it. It felt like finding out santa isn't real when I realized the truth. I don't even like ABO. But I wanted it to be true so bad.

this is Extra Hilarious to me since the pitt has been praised for its realism and detail and attention to portraying medical produces as accurately as possible

like it has all of that and also they have a wolf like mating cycle and poor little whitaker is being discriminated against bc of his omega status. like i really like the pitt but this would make it the Most Perfect Show Ever Made

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Could you do a fact about the black durgen :0?

Sure!

Daily fish fact #423

Black durgon!

Can also be called black triggerfish, or Humuhumu'ele'ele! They're named after their iridescent scales, which, if viewed from afar or in low light, appear black, but reveal the fish's true colours in direct light! They can even change their colour to match their surroundings better.

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WERE MATCHING CUNOESS AHHHH

WE'RE MATCHINGGGGGGGG

honestly i did see ur cool cunoesse profile and was like hehe i can get a friend to make me one of my own >:)

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Forever ago I feel like someone mentioned a fishes name being translated into kiss kiss sorry to bother but like do you remember this or have my brain just invented this memory every time I go to try and find it I get results for the kissing fish so maybe I'm remembering that but idk if you or anyone remembers please tell me 🙏

The first fish to come to mind from "kiss" is the rainbow trout, whose scientific name is Oncorhynchus mykiss! I even made a fish fact about just that, because I thought the species name O. mykiss was cute :) Perhaps it was that? If not, perhaps someone else has an idea!

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I wanted to give you a fun little photo too but i have like no photos on my computer that aren't ninja turtles currently. except for this. so. i hope you can love him

THANK YOU i can tell my brain rot is bad cause i am feeling such HDB vibes from this. somehow.

he will be treasured

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Someone at my old high school started an instagram page where they post gatcha life videos about the teachers. I need to tell people this it was just made today and when I saw the first video i genuinely felt like a mix of horror awe and something of an unknown emotion that left me shaking mouth agape. I thought you might get some amusement out of this...

OHHHHHHHH

my god that is wild to me

when i was in high school we had a teacher put his phone number on the board and was like "if there is any situation where you cant trust your parent you can contact me" (no idea how. fucking legal this was) and students in my class posted it online and he got like. spam calls every minute of every day for a while

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You should give me cunoesse songs to add to my Playlist for her.....

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG IM SO HONORED okay i have a few songs that i thought maybe too much about (and i also tried to restrain myself since i could sit here and nitpick for hours to find like, the most PERFECT songs)

Community Garden by The Sick Jokes (the first verse having the lyrics "i am a monster, a creature of despair (. . . ) despair is less abundant in those that who understand")

Cop Car by Mitski (there are a lot of lyrics that I think are cunoesse coded but I think my favorites are "I am cruel, I am gentle, I can make you laugh" cause my interpretation of her is someone who's very strong mean streak comes from protecting herself and her loved ones and that's what those lyrics make me think of)

Survival Song by AJJ also makes me think of Cunoesse, specifically this whole verse:

"And I give a thank-you to my father for not raising me And I give a finger to my step-father for beating me And I give props to myself for achieving And god damn, I'm glad that I survived And god damn, I am surprised that I survived"

okay i think that's all i have right now because i got a text in the middle of compiling asking me to start cooking dinner but if i think of anymore later!!! ill send them!!! because honestly even though the lyrics make me think of cunoesse i dont think any of them are the perfect sound, i think she would like music that sounds faster and angrier

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Why should you never trust an atom?

They make up everything :)

PFFFFFFFFFT ⚛️

Thank you!! Happy April fools!!