ladystigmata said: And, when people WERE being innocent (about Drive), she made it not. She was the one to say it was a dirty song about hangjobs and what not, when the edits were all fine and just romantic. Also she’s an adult? She can just ignore/block ppl?
yeah and halsey went out of her way to say that she knew about maggie because a lot of halsey’s fans have told her about trc and about how they love the songs on the album and maggie was just gross about it. halsey told her that it was gross and called out her out and she literally tweeted back “who is halsey” and then deleted the tweet like lmfao ok
ladystigmata said: i will answer all your asks!!! they love donuts!!! they listen to halsey and panic at the disco!!! yes they’d have sex to this song!!! i’d probably post unrequested headcanons too like u didnt ask but here it is
THIS IS ME.. I’D BE LIKE HERE ARE MY FUCKIGN HEADCANONS JUST POSTS THEM WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED, CONFIRMS ALL HEADCANONS I JSUT AHHHH
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I didn’t know that was a thing (I used to say I was closest to being an atheist), but wow, that is pretty on point to how I feel, too.
I used to call myself an atheist as well! But as soon as I discovered this word, I was like "that is brilliant." And agnosticism has been called the weak man's atheism but I think there's a sort of strength in not deciding, and not not-believing, you know?
write/think about this: arthur introducing bastien to HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
So Thanksgiving dinner right? I’m at Roman’s bar where my spot has permanently molded to my ass — which would have cost a fortune in normal circumstances but I let slide since bothering Roman’s too good an opportunity to pass up.
Anyways, I’m sitting there three drinks in and Arthur shows up talking about his family dinner — which is weird since I didn’t think they actually ate anything on a regular basis, but I’m like okay, another opportunity to work my magic on Thais right?
And I explicitly think this, because I know Arthur can read my mind and I’m like, maybe he’ll gag. But no reaction.
How fucking annoying is that right?
But I’m like fine, I guess that’s permission to bang your sister.
Still no reaction. Prick.
At this point I stole a bottle of Rum because I forgot they couldn’t get drunk — in hindsight, not a big deal because Roman sent me an angry text the next morning. Bastien: 1, Roman: 0.
We drive to the bookstore and talk about the possibility of hitting someone on “”“accident”“”. Now I’ve taken a few swigs at this point so I can’t remember what he said exactly, but I think he said Jesus take the wheel and I’m like ‘yes that is me’. And I grab the wheel and we hit another car. It’s fine cause we arrived at the bookstore and what doesn’t kill us is not my problem.
We get there and I sober up cause if you’re not, Thais and Arthur are the kind of people who’ll draw a dick on your forehead, yeah really, what are we college kids? Anyways, the whole store is empty and I’m thinking, what happened to the vampires? Don’t they live here permanently? I’m afraid for a second and it’s time to make like a dirty old priest and pray to God (what a dick).
Please, for the love of all that is good in the world let Amy not have invited them all too.
Actual physical cringing at the thought of Lasaite praying at the dinner table.
Frankly that would have been a nicer surprise.
Cause a set of stairs (that Shadow would’ve been too lazy to climb) up his entire family was standing there. And I mean his entire family. Mernick 1, 2, 3, + mom.
And I’m like that one emoticon: D:
But then I’m like, so that’s why Thais looks so banging.
