your flesh that remains I will take as my food on Ao3
Maybe if he is polite enough, he won’t end up as the lamia’s meal.
“Do you have a name, oh mighty snake-man?”
The creature snorts at him. “Of course, I have a name,” he replies indignantly and adds almost immediately. “It’s Johnny.”
“Johnny? That’s it? You are a half man-half snake hybrid and your name is Johnny?”
Okay. He’s definitely getting eaten.
Thank you @blinkasaurus for all your help!















