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Kolivance

Kolivance: do you believe in aliens?

Spicy...you know I do *wink wonk*. I saw a UFO in November, and I still kinda stiffen when I hear the sound of florescent lightbulbs, because that’s what it sounded like. It freaked me out for days, and I was so scared that I’d get abducted or something. My family saw it and thought it was so cool, so I was the odd one out. What kind of people are that excited to see a UFO??? My family, apparently. 

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Kolivance?

Kolivance: do you believe in aliens?

Yes, I’ve seen an UFO before and it was super freaky. And, I think we should just assume there are other lifeforms when it comes to the vastness of space.

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Latte, Kolivance, and Hance

Latte: have you ever disliked a person at first, but later had a crush on them?

Yes. It was in fourth grade, and I had to sit by this guy since I was one of the ‘good children’, so they would sit me next to the trouble makers. He was the class clown and really cute, but he really annoyed me because he was distracting and arrogant. But, he was funny, so he grew on me and I got a big fat crush. Fast forward to high school, he was nothing but a sexist jock…he’s still a big jerk, as of now. He had such potential. 

Kolivance: do you believe in aliens?

I’ve seen a really creepy UFO, actually, so I really do. I believed way before that, because it’d be a human fallacy to think we’re the only intelligent life in existence in the vastness of space, but actually seeing something really cemented my belief. 

Hance: have you ever had a crush on your best friend?

Haha…haha. Yes. It was a female best friend, as well, so that opened a can of worms. I think she is LGBTQ+ as well, because she sort of came out to me and another friend before drifting away. I wonder what might’ve happened if we stayed friends, after I quit denying my bisexuality. 

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Lancelot,shklance,Lancelot,Allurance

Lancelot: are you easy-going, or ambitious? Both?

I think I’m both. I am pretty sure I expect too much from myself, but when it comes to others? I’m pretty chill. 

Shklance: are you a peacemaker?

I’ve been known to be a peacemaker, in both my family and with my friends. I remember my one friend used to have me say no to things she didn’t want to do for her in middle school, because she was such a people pleaser. And I like to avoid conflict when I can.

Allurance: have you ever had a major unrequited crush? Did it ever become requited?

My crushes have all been unrequited, from my perspective. I think my best friend might’ve liked me back, but she kinda went ghost on me and we quit being friends. I like to think she did, but I would only know if I asked her, and who know is she remembers at this point since it was so long ago.

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allurance | hance | svance | klance

Allurance: have you ever had a major unrequited crush? Did it ever become requited? 

All my crushes have been unrequited, that I know of. I think the crush I had on my best friend might’ve been requited because I remember her other friend running at me, whispering to me that she’s in love with me, but I really disregarded it because it was so loud and I was in a line so I couldn’t be sure I heard right. And, knowing the other friend, it could’ve been a joke. School drama, ya know?

Hance: have you ever had a crush on your best friend?

Yup. I totally did. She, a childhood friend (the same I talked about before), was the catalyst of my sexuality crisis. I’m pretty sure she ended up being pan, but I can’t be sure since we don’t talk anymore. I have no hard feelings towards her, though.

Svance: has anyone gotten hurt because of you?

I think I’ve accidentally hurt a friend or two while playing games and sports, but nothing more than a bruise, thankfully. Now, emotionally, I can’t be sure. I really hope not. 

Klance: are you a competitive person?

Yes!! I am super competitive. Especially with sports. I was a jock and a nerd simultaneously in school, and I was known for having sharp elbows and sneaky plays in basketball. It was so fun. I do try not to be competitive when it comes to creating, though, because that would be unfair to me and any content creator.