if lance’s bayard was a lance
anytime lance stabs an enemy: you just got lANCED
he’s gotten real good at using it to deflect blaster shots, literally swiping them in midair, spinning it in a circle to deflect multiple shots at once
lance, training with hunk: RAPIDFIRE MY MAN
hunk, mildly terrified: but-
lance: RAPID. FIRE.
sometimes uses it to vault over enemies or across large gaps
alternatively, uses it as a javelin and channels his sharpshooter skills into lobbing it across the field to hit enemies with deadly accuracy
likes to spar with keith and his sword and wields it somewhat as a staff in these situations
lance, shoving keith to the ground, placing the butt of his lance on keith’s chest: CONQUERED, AT LAST
keith, winded and staring up absolutely starstruck: do that again
tries to be suave and plants the butt end into the floor and leans against it, shooting finger guns at keith and trying to look cool
ultimately his balance is awful and tips over most of the time
lance, upon stabbing two enemies in one stroke: kebab anyone?
pidge often catches him practicing twirling it and dancing with it in the training deck instead of actually training