#lanceion

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I am back with more Lanceion 👹

You don't have to zoom in to read unless you want to, the bottom of the chart is the last 4 'paragraphs' of the post.

Relationship starts quickly vs slow burn-

Isolde, pointing at Lancelot: Tell me definitively when you two started dating!

Lancelot: 🤨 Around when I started staying in Liones full time. Why?

Jade: 🙄 because your self-proclaimed boyfriend has told us it's all made up in your head.

Tristan: 😓 Well... The time Lance gave lines up with when he told me he was going to ask Chion... but you know how Chion is...

Together forever vs break up in two months-

Lancelot hopes for forever. The thought of outliving Chion makes Lancelot's stomach turn, eyes drifting to a dagger. It's something he tries to avoid thinking about, makes him hug Chion tighter at night.

Chion still denies they were ever together to begin with. Would never accept Lancelot moving on from him, has promised to haunt Lance.

Cute couple vs ugly-

Ugly in public and cute in private.

Jade: 🙄 the love birds are at it again.

Isolde and Tristan turn to see Lancelot with his arms wrapped around Chion from behind trying to remove a cleaver from Chion's hands. While Chion fights like a feral animal, teeth sinking into Lancelot's arm. (Chion just wanted to cut up something for some spell. No one trusts him with a cleaver.)

Isolde: 😟

🦊

Lancelot lays in bed on his back, napping, his arm wrapped around Chion. Chion lays on his side with a book, his head resting on Lancelot's shoulder.

Healthy vs not-

Chion is a walking red flag. Jealousy, insults, annoyance, you name it, he probably did it.

Lancelot is better. He doesn't let Chion walk all over him, he is very loving. He occasionally plays into no one knowing whether they are dating or a hostage situation. Lancelot's only issue is that he loves too hard and it can make him think stupid things.

I'm the only person who ships this-

The only post with both their names and about both of them was a reddit post hoping Chion gets put in his place 😔. Trust me, Lancelot does that all the time in my head just not the way anyone else thought about them ig 😭.

Giddy to be in love vs not -

Neither of them are "giddy"

Lancelot has been casual about it since day one. The honeymoon phase didn't happen for him at the start of their relationship. But when he started to love Chion? That's when he had a honeymoon phase of being all over Chion, Lancelot barely had a clue what he was doing at first. He hadn't realized he had barely left Chion alone until Tristan asked what he had been up to for the past two weeks. That's when Lancelot's brain finally sorted everything out.

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Chion was especially never giddy. If anything he had a phase of being really angry trying to sort his head out when he started being less annoyed with Lancelot's presence. Anger turned into a week of Chion barely talking, him staring off a lot. Maybe a normal boyfriend would have chosen to give Chion space to figure things out, but Lancelot never left his side, kept his arms wrapped around Chion as much as he could.

Chion never was one to reciprocate touches. If Lancelot's arms were wrapped around him, Chion's were at his side. Kisses were met with nothing besides his eyes closing.

When Chion kissed Lancelot, it was chaste, only a few seconds. Then Chion pulled away and stared off at a wall. Lancelot stared at Chion's face, his eyes wide. Lancelot didn't say anything, he took it as silent confirmation that what he had been feeling was mutual. Lancelot wanted to kiss Chion again, see if he would kiss back, but Lance chose not to push his luck. He brushed Chion's hair away gently and gave him a peck on the forehead.

Telling everyone vs rarely bringing up the relationship-

Lancelot only talks about his relationship status when friends or family bring it up. If a girl flirts with him he says he has a boyfriend. If they ask anything further, he just walks away. If Chion is there, sometimes Lancelot will wait to see if Chion will get mad enough to walk over himself. It never happens, Lancelot has still yet to see Chion tell off someone on his behalf.

Getting Chion to say anything true or positive about the relationship is like pulling teeth. If he gets flirted with, he usually just hits them with the 🤢👎 face.

Food-

Both of them get fed by castle staff, so whatever is there.

Taking that out of the equation to give an actual answer:

Lancelot is picky about what he eats. He isn't into sweets. Most of what he eats falls into the healthy category. My man devours anything pickled. He wouldn't stop himself from indulging in something salty, but he has self-discipline to not over indulge.

Chion would just eat whatever is offered. If he is asked by a family member 'Is that all you want', he would take another piece. He is picky with what he likes, but if it's on his plate he will eat it unless it's that bad. All of this is out the window for Tristan's cooking, Chion would eat it up and lick the plate clean even if it tasted like hot garbage boiled in ocean water. I also feel like Chion would do the same for Meli or Eli if Gilthunder or Margaret weren't around to stop that situation.

Crazy ass and truck freak-

Self explanatory. Chion is crazy.

I do feel like modern au Lancelot would like cars. Either Ban and him fix up a car, or Lancelot gets a nice car from the fairy side of the family.

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What draws them together-

Short answer, similar goals.

Anytime Lancelot looked at Chion a second too long, Chion would fill his mind with the worst things he could imagine Lancelot so would get out of his head. Over the years, somehow got Llaneclot intrigued, and he wanted to know what was behind the walls Chion had up.

Good traits...-

Loyalty.

Lancelot tends to be honest, he is reassuring and protective.

Chion would never leave, that's for sure! 😟

What stands in their way?-

War ig, idk

Chion's attitude never stopped Lancelot.

Tropes-

Shared- opposites, idk tropes bro

Lancelot- chill dom, idk if "who hurt you" applies, reassuring

Chion- brat/tsundere, "hate to love" hate part feels to strong though idk, jealous

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Obviously, Galahad is Lanceion's secret love child.

That's why Lance was so irritated by Galahad; his secret affair was going to be exposed.

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I was going to do the ship headcanon templates like I did with my last ships that no one else thinks about, but I realize that's not going to work as easily with Chion.

Big spoon/little spoon-

Chion: "Get off me you cur."

Lance: *snuggles closer*

Lends/borrows clothes-

Lance: "Tristan have you seen my hoodie?"

Tristan: "No, I haven't, Lance. I'll help you find it."

*Later that night. Lancelot enters Chion's room.*

Lance: "Where is my hoodie?" 🙄

Chion: *Says nothing as he looks at his book and points at the fireplace*

Lance: 😐 *watches the red fabric burn. Then he pulls another hoodie out of his bag.*

Chion: 😑

Pet names-

Lancelot will call Chion his name the most, occasionally he will call Chion baby

Chion will call Lancelot a cur, any slur for fairies, pervert, creep, disgusting, etc.

Confession first-

*Isolde and Chion are studying.*

Isolde: "How long have you and Lancelot even been together? You two are always fighting."

Chion: "Never. I'd never be with that disgusting cur."

Jade: "Then what were you and him doing in the alley yesterday?"

Chion: "If you were there, why didn't you peel that wild animal off of me?"

Jade: "...You're impossible Chion..."

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*Lancelot and Tristan were hanging out.*

Lance: "How badly do you think your aunt and uncle will react to Chion and I being together?"

Tristan: *spits out his drink* "I thought Chion hated you?"

Lance: "No. We've been together for years. I-"

Tristan: "YEARS????" 🙀

Lance: "I told you I was going to try-"

Tristan: "And he told you to f... a lot of bad things!"

Lance: "And he still does."

Tristan: 😟

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*Meliodas pats Chion on the back in passing as he comes to breakfast.*

Meli: "You know I thought you were never going to come out of your shell."

Chion: *He looks over his shoulder confused at his uncle.*

Meli: "You and Lancelot, aren't you two together now? Lancelot referred to you that way.

Chion: 😮 *silence. His jaw slacked. Horror in his eyes.*

Gil: "Chion?" 😾 *stern not angry*

Margaret: "Chion..." 😟 *she gently shakes him, trying to get him to snap out of whatever state of shock he is in.*

Eli: "I don't think I've heard him so quiet in a decade."

Bug scream or squash-

Lancelot leaves the bug alone unless it bites, then he squashes it.

Squashing is too easy. Chion summons his fire spirit and burns the bug or water spirit to drown it. Or he will scoop a bug up in a jar and then throw it on Lancelot.

Car-

Lancelot taught himself how to drive cause he didn't trust his father. He can't have girly pop on when he drives though.

Chion never got taught, his parents don't want him going out without them knowing where he is and when he will be back.

Cooking-

Lance: "Here try this." *holds spoon in front of Chion.*

Chion: "Get that away-"

Lance: "Tristan made it."

Chion: *takes the spoon and bowl from Lancelot's hands forcefully and begins eating.*

Lance: "I can't believe he is that easy sometimes."

PDA-

Lance: *slides his arm around Chion's stomach, pulling him towards himself*

Chion: "Let me go! Get this pervert off of me!" 🗣 *Squirms, pushes, knees his sides, tries to elbow Lance's face*

Chill/Overprotective-

Lancelot is overprotective in a chill way. "Let me open that", "Let me cut that", "Let me carry that". It's chill until Chion has a late patrol, then Lancelot is just blatantly following him.

Chion would summon an iron spirit to test if Lancelot is weak to iron like full fairies. But Chion would also wrestle anything made out of iron away from Lancelot.

Relationship experience-

Both are each other's firsts.

For Lancelot it all comes naturally

For Chion he still denies they are dating even when Lancelot is pounding him into the sheets.

Awkwardness-

I didn't really know what that meant so I made it how comfortable they are with each other.

Lance: 100%. Doesn't care, never grossed out or uncomfortable.

Chion is mostly. He would let this man pound him into the sheets. He would shower with him. Take food from his plate. But he would prefer to prep himself before intimacy.

Jealousy-

*Lancelot talking to a random girl who is getting flirty. Lancelot stays stoic af and responds in a way that he clearly ain't into it.*

*After*

Lance: *has felt Chion staring the whole time. He finally walks over to him.* "Find-"

Chion: "Go be with her. She actually likes you."

Lance: "I want you."

Chion: "I don't care-"

Lance: "Right now." *Lancelot points with his thumb over his shoulder at the alley behind him.*

Chion: 😾 *He turns on his heel and dashes back towards the castle.*

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Look, yes, I will acknowledge that these two are my favorite characters. I also ship them, not just cause they are my favs ✋️. Pause. I don't even think I finished S1. I don't care though.

Brat and chill guy *chefs kiss*🤌

'Chion would never', 'Chion should die', 'Lance is too good for him' yap yap yap idec

I will post about them even though literally no one else does.

Lanceion? Maybe.

Chionlot? Nope.

Chilot? Key lot.

I'm going with Lanceion cause it follows proper ship naming format and it's nice to say