#landick

[raspberry-ribcage]

⟢ inspired by @cosmicscuderia’s tags heheh

[strwbrryfire]

[cosmicscuderia]

Open at your own risk of seeing what I am like on discord

[prttynrgnl]

Does lando usually start the season bulgeful & it shrivelles as the season go OR does just he just sport a half chub whenever someone calls/on congratulate him championship

[sexydeath42]

the crazy thing about Lando's dick is it's always fucking there. Enters the room before he does. Must genuinely be factored into the car aerodynamics

[jbbuckybarnes]

played cards against humanity with friends and one of the answer cards was "schlong so long that it needs a scroll bar" and the way my mind immediately went: @landonorissian would probably add that to the landaconda dictionary of phrases

[tetswithah]

stumbled upon this tags while doing some wrangling and now i’m wondering if all the information gathered about lando’s dick is enough for him to have a tag like these on ao3…

cuz like- we can’t say FOR SURE it’s canonically huge (unless some you guys want to tell me something…) BUT it also can’t be anything else sooooo idk

[raspberry-ribcage]

an ode to art — of all shapes and sizes

all the oscock talk lately had me feeling curious. it led me to this article where all of these quotes are from. it was meant to be something silly and now I genuinely think this is really beautiful so <3

⟢ honourary mention to @landickpics for being home to these landick photos ⟣

edit: thank you for the love <3