#language alert

[anvil527up]

The latest closing of a social do-gooder restaurant sent me on a tirade on my second-latest podcast where I explained that if you don't p...

[ladyreivin]

Fucking useless flightless birds

[letitgobrien-blog1]

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@ one direction 

[natnatko]

i wrote this ameripan fanfic (of course i didn't finish it because meh) once where everything was normal but when kiku and alfred first met, they introduced each other as humans, and they fell in love  alfred visits kiku, and they spent a lot of time together, even though they feel guilty inside because they know they can't, this went on for many years, alfred even proposed to kiku and would get married when alfred returned but they weren't able to get married because he was not able to return (country stuff). . .they didn't see each other for a long time and they thought the other person was dead, they were prooved wrong when they met each other again. . .during war. . .stranded in an island (because cliched hetalia stuff), and i stopped there because i forgot the password for the file and got antsy about historical accuracy

I realized the plot is almost so cliche-filipino-oldies film and the jologs is (proud jologs yes) rubbin in on me

[davestriderhomostuck]

#im fucking melting down. i cant skype right now and i told him that then he tells everyone im skyping when im fucking puking my guts out. yes by all fucking means i want to skype. now if i get one more damn frowny face im goingt to fucking show them frowny face 

[because-of-feels]

Why is it so fucking hard to change? To stand up for yourself? To say you want something? To prove people wrong? Why is it so fucking difficult to ask someone out or to borrow the car or to ask someone to just fucking listen to you? Why is it so difficult to admit, “Yes, I am sad today.” or “Today I’m lonely.” So lets make a pact. A pact that says: Next time I am depressed or lonely or urging to self-harm or restrict or purge or binge I will fucking tell someone. And I’ll be better for it and I’ll grow from it and if they laugh or refuse help I don’t have to see them or know them anymore. Why is it so fucking hard to live the life you want? And I’m not talking about buying penthouses on Kim K.’s salary or being so rich nothing matters. I’m talking about relationships: finding people and being like, “I like you. Be my friend?” or “I think you are awesome. Go out next Friday?” But no, we play games and stay in our circle and heaven forbid we fucking look around and notice things that make us uncomfortable. So next time someone makes a joke that makes you uncomfortable, confront it. Next time someone is rude, let them know. Challenge it, don’t accept it. And I don’t mean be a fucking bitch about it and whine about everything. I mean use your fucking man voice and go Ron Swanson on that shit and let them know x was stupid or hurtful or rude or made you uncomfortable. So I guess what I’m saying is don’t let people run you over with discomfort and don’t let fear of rejection hold you back. Maybe (probably) this is easier sad than done so start with doing one thing that makes you uncomfortable: being assertive, taking the metro, talking to someone you’ve admired from afar, etc. Fucking find your voice and use it.

[primecake]

FUCKING HELL.

So I put up a post a while ago about how I'm so shallow, and... Well... Fuck me.

I put up a thing to meet new people to talk to online, and this time I emphasized my love of star trek. The post was titled "All hands to battle stations" and I said that replying with a picture was necessary if they wanted me to get back to them.

One guy replied with a picture of his wide body that somehow had abs.

Not impressed.

One asked "Still interested?" And sent a bad quality photo of him standing on a rather large rock.

Not impressed.

Then, someone sent a reply titled "Engage." I WAS SO FUCKING EXCITED. But he was like 30 and looked like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. He seemed kind of cool, but, fuck my being shallow.

Fuck.

I'm going to go die under a rock.

[mayhugs]

Things I Hate

Hi, feel free to ignore this!

1. When people FUCKING TALK during a movie. Please. Just shut the hell up. Yes, I did just fucking see that!!!!! BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY??? I WAS WATCHING IT TOO, MOTHERFUCKER.

2. Dad, no, please. We already decided on Restaurant X to go to. DON'T ASK ME IF I'D RATHER GO TO RESTAURANT B LIKE AN HOUR AFTER WE'VE DECIDED. BECAUSE I WILL JUST SAY "idk, whatever you want." BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING SPOILED CHILD, OK? OK.

3. You're/Your, their/there, etcetc. Grammar.

4. When people DON'T PUT A FUCKING SPACE AFTER A COMMA OR PERIOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

5. WHEN PEOPLE PUT THE DOLLAR SIGN AFTER THE NUMBER. STOP THAT, THAT IS NOT RIGHT. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

6. When people think they're so great, when they are the stupidest, most fucking waste of space and oxygen in the entire universe.

7. Stupid people in general.

8. Dumb questions.

9. When people ask me about something, when they easily could have fucking GOOGLED it. YOU HAVE THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. USE IT LIKE A BITCH.

10. When people use and apostrophe to pluralize things.

11. Asking me if my homework is done when I am OBVIOUSLY STILL WORKING ON IT.

12. Telling me to go to sleep won't help me finish my work any faster.

13. Telling me to do something WHEN I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING IT. MOM YES, DO YOU NOT SEE MY PUTTING ON MY SHOES ALREADY, NOT EVERYONE IS AS FUCKING SLOW AS YOU.

14. When people tell me I shouldn't curse. Well, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck!

15. Crying when I get angry/frustrated.

16. How I cannot seem to be a better writer/artist, no matter how much I practice o:<

17. When people DON'T TURN OFF THE GOD DAMN LIGHTS WHEN THEY LEAVE A ROOM.

18. How my mom ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS turns up the volume on the TV to its fucking MAXIMUM. Like, HEY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS TOO. NO, DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC OR WATCH YOUR OWN SHOW!!!! LISTEN TO WHAT I'M WATCHING IN MY ROOM, AND MY DOOR IS CLOSED, BUT YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT, JUST AS IF IT WERE RIGHT NEXT YOU!!!!!!

19. How I can hardly remember my dreams!!!! ):

20. God damn how long is this list?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

21. When people don't RESPOND TO MY TEXTS, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT.

22. Hypocrites.

23. How my parents fight so much...

24. When people cancel on plans last minute and they have NO GOOD REASON FOR IT.

25. HOW I SUCK ASS AT DRIVING. OH GOD DAMMIT. I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE SOME DAY.

26. HOW HOMESTUCK DOESN'T UPDATE FAST ENOUGH. /sob... I know that feel, bro.

27. People using gay/retarded/etc to insult others. You fucking close-minded fuckass. Fuck you.

28. Homophobes and the like. Get the fuck over it.

I will probably update this list as time goes on???