#laod

[gyllenhaallsjake]

endless list of my favorite romcom love stories : Maggie Murdock (Anne Hathaway) and Jamie Randall (Jake Gyllenhaal) in Love & Other Drugs

Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This.

[msmkcreates]

LaOD | Not Quite So Suddenly

Suddenly Edge finds he wants to know more of Stretch, in more ways than one.

Or maybe not so suddenly. He isn't quite sure.

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Word Count: 1718

Rated M for implied sexytimes

Warnings/Tags: sexytimes, spontaneous sex, first time together, enemies to lovers

[jamiedornaniseverything]

[lorem-text]

Statement of The Archivist

A mysterious, seemingly omnipresent figure in L.A. by night, Sig, better known as the Archivist, has sparked the curiosity of numerous people. But while the Archivist appears to possess a treasure trove of knowledge on everything and everyone, next to nothing is known about her.

A few nights ago, we at Night Owl had the honour of speaking with her, and learning a little more about this enigmatic presence in L.A.’s nightlife.  

“I am no journalist; I have no interest in selling stories. I simply make sure certain events aren’t forgotten.”

By her own admission, the Archivist cares less about sharing or trading in secrets and more about making sure that information is not lost; a goal she has thus far succeeded in by making her archive available to the public.

The creation of her archive was largely motivated by her bafflement at the current state of the world of information. In her words, the Archivist finds it baffling that in 2020 people still depend on word of mouth to learn about certain news or developments which would otherwise be unavailable to them. In a world in which information has become a form of currency, misinformation and propaganda plague the media in an attempt to manipulate the public, while selective reporting largely keeps the public unaware of certain situations.

“This is not the world I want to live in. If I can make us more efficient as a community, even in just one city, then it’s worth it.”

  As is to be expected, the Archivist’s job is not an easy one. With information being so vulnerable to deliberate changes, she and others like her must take draconian measures to ensure the accuracy of their reports.

In the Archivist’s case, that’s largely accomplished through her conciseness.

“[…]I write only what’s absolutely necessary. Even in my more wordy reports I try to capture the bare essentials of what I’m writing.”

Indeed, if one pays attention to her style it becomes apparent that her reports are characterized by their brevity and lack of gratuitous details.

  Despite its importance, the Archivist’s method to ensure integrity and accuracy does not solely depend on conciseness.

Another important piece in her methodology is her network. Comprised of hand-picked, trustworthy individuals, the Archivist counts on her ‘agents’ to bring new information to her attention, even if it starts off as little more than a rumor.

“[…] I would never publicize rumors or conjecture. Sometimes a rumor is all I need to unravel the thread of events. […]”

 All that, in conjunction with her astute investigative skills and her keen sense of perception, ensure that her archive remains accurate and up-to-date at all times.

  My time with the Archivist was fascinating, and I was so encouraged by her inclination to answer my questions that in the end, a spark of confidence prompted me to ask a more private question; with all that information at her disposal and the years of observing the happenings around her, what did the world look like through her eyes?

To my surprise, she answered;

“It’s… hard to tell. I see the best and the worst in others. […] Sometimes I open doors that should have stayed closed and I see monstrosities beyond human comprehension. But sometimes I get to see kindness and selflessness that I wouldn’t expect. […] I guess in the end it… balances out. But it certainly did change my opinion on what we are capable of as humans.”

Without a doubt, that is a very heavy burden to bear and although she has done so remarkably so far, we can only hope that there are people she can depend on to help her when it gets too heavy.

Eliot Wilde, journalist and writer for Night Owl and host of Night Owl FM

[xunicorngoddessx]

-Sulani Vibes- 🌴

Bailey x Josie

[msmkcreates]

LaOD | *Betting on a Winning Horse

Love and Other Drugs is my Font/Sans/Papcest oneshot collection, if you don't like any of those then please do not read this!

Pairing: HoneyBlossom (US!Pap/UT!Pap)

Stretch has always been a bit of a virgin killer, but when Papyrus is the one to ask this time, he's both surprised and pleased to help him.

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Honeyblossom smut requested by anon! It was supposed to be a drabble but it got too long. I've never written US!Pap/Classic!Pap before so hopefully you guys enjoy this!

Smut: Experienced with inexperienced, loss of virginity, Virgin-killer Stretch, fingering, ecto bits, p in v, enthusiastic virgin papyrus, stamina check

[msmkcreates]

LaOD | (RtS AU) *Giving Up the Act

Stretch has been with someone else for nearly two years, until his partner's fateful decision leaves him alone and hurt. But Boss has always cared, always come looking for him, and Stretch is more than ready to fuck away the pain.

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Pairing: SpicyHoney

This is an AU of my story Running the Show, you don't have to read it to understand this but it helps!

In this AU, instead of continuing to hook up with Boss after being Scouted, Stretch decided to take a chance on a relationship with Sinclair, the cat monster that plays drums in his band. The decision takes place before either Boss or Stretch realize their feelings for each other.

If you havent read RtS, just know that Stretch has a medical condition that keeps him in a sort of low-level heat if he forgets to medicate. His judgement is historically clear when it comes to consent during these episodes, but he also shoved an umbrella up there once, so...

So, enjoy this little alternate reality fluffy, smutty hurt/comfort! Turned out fluffier than intended, was supposed to be kinda like Fuck Away the Pain by Divide the Day

Warnings: drug addiction & withdrawals mentioned, dubious consent due to medical condition and emotional state, cheating mentioned

Smut: hurt/comfort, desperate, making love, p in v, intimacy, leather kink

[xunicorngoddessx]

Sulani Vibez Ep 1

Waking Up In A Beach House…In Sulani…

Babe..*nudges Josie*

Hmm…

Go tell your friend to shut up.

Hmm..*gets quiet* I know you fucking lying!

See I told you…she loud as shit.

And your ass got the nerve to be turned on.

Actually, I’ve been rubbing on your butt hoping you wake up but he woke up instead.

You so fucking beautiful Jo Jo. I’m glad you not wearing that shower cap thingy.

*Guffaws* Thanks, Baba. I feel like you about to bust through your briefs, you sure they didn’t turn you on

Woman..go head somewhere. I’m a bust through you if you don’t get down.

*grins* I mean we have learned that one of your kinks is people watching.

Not my peoples. *tosses her to the side*

I have something special planned for you. So let’s get bathe.

*huffs* Why can’t we just stay holed up in here. Plus my head still hurts from last night.

Nobody told you to be out doing hoodrat shit with your hoodrat friend. Now let’s go.

*giggles* You are such an asshole.

Oh, but there’s more naughtiness this way...