#laugh ok

[poserwitchx]

I like cats and dogs I guess that would make me... bipetual

[oreo-ok]

so, what is the favorite musical instrument of the qatari people?

electric qatar

[zaralovesfewd-blog]

kshazzy just to be that nihari who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door

[pangeasplits]

ur a mineral

[warmingdrawer]

which president has the sharpest teeth?

Jaws Washington

[spinnach]

Niall: And now I'm feeling so low since I want solo

Niall: dick in the middle of my hand bc yolo

[vivaziva-blog]

im still laughing because i referred to christmas as crashmush and thats really funny for some reason

[calling-the-queen]

If Monday were a shoe, it would be crocs