#lauratexts2019

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Mia thermapolis said “my expectation in life is to be invisible and I’m good at it” and 7 year old me really felt that

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Chad: Blaine, right now Chris is thinking of a number between 1 and 10, what is it?

Blaine: Uh? Four?

Chad: Nope, it was the letter B [cannon goes off]

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we’ve reached the stage of the night where an extremely tired and out of it chris hovers in every segment

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Christina: I’m not wearing underwear so that’s gonna be a problem

Ryan: It may get stuck

Jeremy: RYAN YOU’RE A FATHER

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I made a friend!

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To reiterate bc I’m STILL seeing posts about this in 2019:

John Green’s books are supposed to break down the manic pixie dream girl stereotype. The main character’s inability to see their love interest as an actual person with feelings is a factor that always leads to more pain for the love interest and makes it clear the the main character didn’t actually give a shit.

Like, say what you want about the writing or repetitiveness of the content, but can y’all stop making bullshit jokes about John Green’s past? I’m tired

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Gavin: Who are these men? Are they bad men?

Jeremy: All men are bad. Am I right, ladies?

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I THINK I JUST SAW ZE AT EXTRA LIFE WHEWWWWW

Edit: It was!!! Also Galm!!! Yell heah