Jun 8, 2012
I think my dad's new law mower has replaced my sister and I in his heart. Revised order of my father's love: 1. Heidi (our miniature poodle) 2. Shiny red lawn mower 3. Wife 4. Jessica (my sister) 5. Me I've been demoted. Oh the sorrow. He won't let anyone else touch the new love of his life. He shines it whenever he passes it by. I'm beginning to think we may need to stage an intervention. That, or I can get him some decals to trick out the thing and schmooze my way up the list.
