#leaf au

[rtwf47x]

Would you be so kind as to give me a leaf?

Rumi has been standing in front of the wooden gate for approximately ten minutes now, listening to Mira and Zoey bicker inside her house. This is so stupid. She could just take the leaves from the oregano plant from within her reach. It's right there.

But Mira insisted that they had oregano inside and told Rumi to wait here. So she waits.

"Zoey, how did you rearrange the spice cabinet?!"

"By vibes!"

"What does that even mean?!"

Rumi hid her cough with her fist. She just needed one oregano leaf, not whatever these idiots were trying to give her.

~*~* In which Rumi doesn't know why her mothers keep asking her to get leaves from the new neighbors, but she does so anyway because she's a good daughter. Zoey and Mira fumble their chance with Rumi (or do they?) because they don't know their plants.

-Would you be so kind as to give me a leaf?, RTWF47x

[jean-luc-thiccard]

Thank you @mlimby for the suggestion

[leafish-gamers]

DBH au brainrot but specifically Jaiden

she's an Android ,,, she was programmed to not know so. She thinks she's an organic. she wonders why she can't fly, and thinks it's cuz the federation clipping all the bird hybrids wings at night. it partly is. but it's also because the metal that makes her up is too non aerodynamic. she sinks.

if anyone has any questions just ask me ,,, I'm so silly

[leafish-gamers]

tfw your husband is an Android but like not fully and it's cuz of federation fuckery

ok so like lemme explain a lil more. when felps n cellbit were kidnapped, they were both experimented on. The federation claimed it was for technological advancement <- they've been getting exponentially more fucked up at time passes. Most of Felps' brain and arms is android programing, but for cellbit it's just a portion of his brain. He wasn't there long enough for anything deeper.

Foolish, Jaiden and Fit were androids specifically created to see if it was possible for them to pass as organic, and they truly believe they're organic. Small oversights, like Jaiden once bleeding blue and thinking it's cuz she's a bluebird, Foolish never sustaining an injury and thinking it's cuz he's a totem, etc. They all truly believe they're organic. Fit as well, and his federation-assigned mission is to eliminate Deviants.

El Quackity is a different matter. Quackity was purely organic, with El Quackity being made like him. No one is quite sure why, all they know is El Quackity doesn't act like Quackity. They don't notice the blue circle hidden under El Quackity's hair, and how it turns a bright red whenever they say anything about who he truly is ...

[leafish-gamers]

MORE OF MY QSMP DBH AU !!! calling it Experimental Au

when cellbit and felps got kidnapped, the Federation (often called the Federation Bureau of Androids as a bit) experimented on the two of them. Cellbit has cyborg-like qualities, having his eyes and part of his brain being part android. he can tell whos an Android and who isn't if he tries hard enough, and can hyper-analyze some stuff.

Felps seemed to get the worse of it. almost his whole brain, and his forearms too. He seems hell-bent on finding what his purpose should be.

The eggs are all android babies, given to the residents by the federation. the code entity seems to be something that's trying to endanger the androids, and residents too.

Similar to the project bluebird au, Foolish and Jaiden are with the federation, but they're androids who have been programmed to not know they're androids. Quackity was human, El Quackity is not. El Quackity is an Android.

the code entity has been seeming to try to make its own androids, and even hack some. who knows what could happen because of this.