#lee!robert robertson

[shhh-justdontask]

Already posted in the main tag but I gotta make one for the tk community obvs

Robert laughing bc he’s cute ☺️

[solarsensitivities]

Janitorial Duties

Robert has an encounter with SDNs newest janitor. Robert has never regretted promoting Waterboy more.

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Beware - This is a tickle fic!

A/N: First official Solar fic!! Kinda. It started as more of a concept post so it's super inconsistent rn but god damn it i wanted to post so. Cranked this shit out in like. 90 minutes. Fully unbeta'd sooo I will in fact return to this later when it's not super late!! Hope yall enjoy though :3

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When Waterboy gets added to the Z-Team, he still keeps up with his janitorial duties until after Shroud. Post-Shroud Waterboy has accepted his role as a full time hero! So obviously now SDN needs a new janitor.

But instead of going through the whole search-and-hire process all over again, they enlist Royd to make a little cleaning bot. The little guy is about the height of a dispatcher's desk, stocky to hold all the cleaning supplies and extra arms. He's equipped with feather dusters, various fluffy cleaning brushes, rags, a mop, a broom, vacuum, etc, but we all know those first two are what's most important here. Royd actually took some tech and mild inspiration from Shroud's freaky ass mech, adding little arms close to the body alongside the ranged appendages as well.

Robert is...vaguely aware of the bots existence. Doesn't think too much of it, just knows he sees the little dude roaming around the office wiping down counters, picking up trash, vacuuming the halls, etc.

It isn't until he comes in early one morning after a rough shift as Mecha Man the night before, needing to do some repairs on the suit before his shift started, that he becomes very aware of the little guy. He's been storing the suit in Royd's workshop, since they added a launch hatch in the crater above the room during the post-Shroud repairs. Tucked away in the corner behind the suit is the little robot, slotted in it's charging bay, awaiting 6:00am to begin its patrol. Robert doesn't pay it much mind as he sets about working on repairs until about an hour later, when an unfamiliar blue glow sets about scanning the room. Robert pulls out from under the suit, his chest and arms covered in soot and grime from working in just a dingy tank-top. The little cleaning robot has pulled out of it's bay, making its way around scanning the room and cleaning as it goes. Every time the little guy comes across an area to clean, the blue light flashes to red, and it sets about using whatever tool it deems necessary for the mess at hand.

It's another ten minutes until the cleaning bot comes around close to the mech. Robert's moved on to working on some of the external damage, still just as grimy and sooty. He watches as the blue light descends from the top of the mech down, until it's upon him, and the light flashes red.

In an instant, there's damp rags accosting him, trying to wipe off the soot. He quickly steps down from the platform he was working from, but clearly the little bot did not appreciate a moving target. It only takes a second more for the rag arms to disappear, and for clawed arms to take their place.

"Hey! Fuck, um, shut down! Off! Turn off!" But Robert's attempts at override are very much ignored as he feels a metallic appendage close around his right wrist and hoist him in the air. Just barely enough for his toes to touch the ground.

He's expecting a few minutes of discomfort. For the rags to come back out and wipe him down, then let him go. What he does not expect is for two arms with gray feathery dust brushes to reemerge in the rags' place. His stomach sinks.

"No! Off, turn o-off, shut down, power d-down, power-FUCK!" His attempts to shut the little robot down are in vain, as the dusters start at his exposed collarbones, but big enough to flutter up to assault his neck and ears as well.

He tried to hold it in. Really, he did! Held his breath and froze every muscle in his body. But it felt like eternity trying to hold in the shrieks and cackles that devilish sensation evoked in him. Robert swore he could feel every single fluffy feather on those stupid brushes as they scrubbed up and down across his chest, but realistically what felt like forever was certainly no more than 20 seconds.

Robert has not been tickled in at least 15 years. Probably longer if he was being honest. With that in consideration, Robert would like to make the argument that his reaction when he finally broke was not overkill, thank you very much.

"FUCK- FUCK YOU NO NO NOHOHO-"

It was the kind of shriek that reverberated through the room, followed by the uncontrollable cackling of someone who was very much not used to this. The brushes had moved to target his neck proper, and it allowed them to really swish by his ears. The combination of rapid fluttering across his neck and by-proxy flutters at his ears was too much, and he broke.

He wasn't high enough off the ground to make any truly meaningful movement, but he also wasn't close enough to the ground either. It left him stretched out and taut like a bowstring, and all the flailing of his remaining free arm got him was another mechanical claw shooting out to restrain that one too. He felt his arms adjust to more of a "Y" position, the bot stretching them out to get at his shoulders and armpits.

He could feel the heat in his cheeks and ears burning, and it only got worse when one of the brushes made to move towards his upper back and shoulder blades and Robert snorted. Honestly he didn't think he was capable of making noises like that anymore. Hell, even when Chase used to tickle him as a kid he never made that noise. Granted, Chase never tried to tickle his back, but still.

It almost felt vindictive when the robot moved the other brush to clean off his upper back too. The gentle feathery touch combined with the rapid dusting of someone trying to clean a countertop sent shocks of sensation so powerful that it felt like someone had taken every nerve and twisted them all up until all he could feel was how much it tickled.

His legs were kicking and swinging violently back and forth, trying to do anything, to escape, to lessen the sensation, anything. Royd must have put some insane grip strength in the stupid thing if it hadn't dropped him by now.

When it finally decided to move on from that fucking spot, Jesus- it started trailing back across his shoulders and armpits, then up across his arms to clean them off. For the most part, it was a reprieve from the tickly sensations he had just been made to endure, up until he felt that feathery feeling brush against the underside of his bicep. He had been able to take some deep breaths while it took care of his lower arms, but once it approached the thin sensitive skin above his armpits, he erupted back into tired giggles. Though it seemed whoever was out there was on his side for once, because it wasn't long after the bot had targeted that spot on each side that he felt the brushes slide away from his skin, leaving only tingles in their wake. He wasn't sure when he had closed his eyes, but he let himself focus on the darkness and trying to catch his breath. Of course, this meant that when the rags from earlier returned to wipe away what little was left on his skin he was wholly unprepared and caught off-guard, but thankfully the slightly rough cloth wasn't enough to set his nerves alight once again.

When the little bot was done with its task, Robert felt the silicone-padded claws release, and he dropped like a sack of potatoes to the floor. The blue light from earlier scanned over him once again and this time flashed green, and the little cleaning robot left Robert alone on the floor of Royd's workshop in a puddle of giggles to put himself back together again.

[chaoticmessdemi]

DISPATCH TICKLE HCS BC IM INSANE

these are for robert and blonde blazer! mostly because while mid way making this, i realized how long this thing this would be and it's more easier if i change it.

spoilers! i don't think there are any, i tried to keep this spoiler free, but i wanted to make sure lmao

this is also my first time posting stuff like this so do tell me if i can do anything different or if there's stuff i can improve! thank you!

robert "catch these hands" robertson

i personally hc him to be like 50/50 lee/ler

while he's a silly guy in my heart, he's a serious kind of guy

BECAUSE HE'S A SERIOUS GUY, HE'S A DORK OF A SERIOUS GUY

robert is an honest man, even willing to admit he's ticklish

doesn't mean he's not gonna put up a good fight

quick to put hands up and either try to defend or attack back (player's choice/j)

he'd keep his laugh in as much as possible, but eventually he'd break

considering his childhood, he wasn't tickled much, maybe by Chase if for a few quick pokes or even just to mess with him as a good older brother figure

by the time he joined the Z-Team and a few good weeks in, he's been dragged in to several tickle fights and attacks

if he's tickling someone, that man is blunt and straight-forward

"Oh wow, you're laughing harder here. Sounds like we keep going."

"Move? You just told me to move, but *insert fake sigh* okay, we move back to where we started."

he's punched so much bro you think he'd be more sensitive

like a 7/10 on the scale (most ticklish spots being ribs, hips, and even thighs. that gets him laughing so hard)

his laugh is deeper, breathy, but if in the right spots, it's childish and freeing for him almost (full of threats to get the ler back and he does)

most likely to tickle the love interests (invisigal and blonde blazer) but isn't afraid to tickle someone in the Z-Team if they need a quick reminder of who's in charge

Blonde "a real hero" Blazer

YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHE'S SO GOOD AT TEASING

LOOK AT HER, GUYS I'D MELT UGH

genuinely though, she deserves some of the softest tickles

i think phenomaman and her very rarely got into tickle fights just because he would have to be taught every single thing lmao

still, roughly a 60/40 ler/lee

immediately would try to block her tickle spots, but would be the kind of person to get her ler's hands trapped and just die lmao

she wouldn't join in on many Z-Team tickle fights, but i think she'd laugh with them and take several photos for memories

HER TEASES AGAIN

"Oh what a cutie!"

"Remember the three T's: Tickles, tickled, and ticklish! That's what you are!"

on the scale of ticklishness, she's prooobably a solid 6/10. maybe higher depending on where you tickle her lol

her laugh gets higher in pitch with cutie giggles in between words

most likely to tickle robert and invisigal, along with any Z--Team member for fun

A/N: realizing how long robert's headcanons are against blonde blazers i realize how much i needed to get this man wrecked and wreck others. once again, i appreciate you guys reading and be on the lookout for more!

[deezemotionalissues]

where the fuck is my lee!robert robertson content. that pathetic twunk needs to get his shit rocked

[tickly-electroslime]

flambae and prism would be the most evil ler team known to SDN and this is an objective FACT

they would gang up and bully the absolute heck out of their lee, anyone who witnesses their tickle attacks would be too scared to intervene

flambae would use one hand to pin the lee's arms down (he's strong enough, have u seen his arms??) while using his other arm to tickle wherever

prism, being THE BITCH she is, somehow manages to pinpoint every ticklespot the lee has and would abuse the heck out of them, shes a killer ler

i like to think that they would gang up on waterboy the most because

he's the easiest to tickle out of everyone on the team

he's like a a little (tall) puppy that you cant help but resist giving belly rubs (tickles) too

"it will build his confidence"

robert has witnessed this bullying the most out of everyone in the SDN, he tried to break them up but got hella tickles in the end by both (fortunately, waterboy was spared)

after that incident, robert chose to just watch from a very safe distance whenever he saw them bully waterboy, calling them out of they feel like theyre going a bit too hard on the poor wetwipe boy xdddd

like this post if i should write a fic of this happening

edit: i made a fic, its here