#lee's shitty posts

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how do you find someone’s house and then place this on their lawn i need this because reasons

jk but forreal this would make such a good prank i’m in the middle of an elaborate ridiculous and lengthy prank and this would complete my life js

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

i don’t think i realized how much i appreciate kind of goofy teeth until mr. robot

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

everybody in canada and their dog rn is like ‘BAN KANYE WEST FROM PERFORMING AT PAN AM‘

and i’m over here like ‘i’m really happy for you and i’mma let you finish but you all need to stop‘

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

i just remembered about the fact that people are like ‘ewww that girl probably wears makeup because she has low self-esteem’

there should be a word for ‘that awkward moment when you figure out yet another example of how you’re living in a horrible dystopia designed to shame basically everyone‘

like why is it shameful to have low self esteem and be trying to fix it

and why does makeup immediately mean low self esteem

why is either thing a problem for these people

what the fuck is wrong with society

why is gross weird elitist hierarchy like an onion and why is it that there are like infinite weird onion layers that you can peel off forever and finD MORE WEIRD NUANCED BIGOTRY AND WEIRD UNNECESSARILY MEAN BULLSHIT

would it not be LESS STRESSFUL if everybody just stopped giving a collective fuck about what other people choose to wear or not wear????? i mean???? everybody that’s a jackass and their dog is always complaining about how stressful the world is so maybe they would benefit from idk stopping mentally policing everybody???? just a thought???? maybe everyone that’s not a jackass would also benefit from such a mystical revelation????

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

i feel like phones are low key classist because they’re always trying to correct your first letter and i feel pressured to use all this fancy english what’s up with that

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fact: panago’s vegan pepperoni pizza with store bought wholly guacamole as dip is amazing

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

don’t fight pete wentz

fight for pete wentz

fight for his honour as a beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

normally i’m not one to describe something as manly but i think i have found the manliest smelling bath bomb on earth

it didn’t smell like it as a bath bomb but i now smell like aftershave and grass

which is ironic given the damned thing was sparkly as hell