Jan 1, 2025
so this uhh “lemon performer” I follow on social media has a deeply interesting digital footprint. his name is Jonah Wheeler and here’s some of the things he’s done that live rent free in my head:
recounted in detail the experience of making a doll out of old vegetables on the New York subway station
Posted a porno of him talking about parallel parking right before climax
Compared bisexuality to leveling up in a video game
Got fed skittles by a leather daddy in the middle of the bit
Confided that his biggest inspiration Carolee Carmelo