Jul 10, 2017
@leonharriis // it's because they’re tired---definitely not because they’re drunk---that kit drapes their legs over the side of the couch. or at least that’s the story they’re sticking with because they know that even the slightest hiccup will result in leon snatching the bottle from their grasp. plus they are not a lightweight. no way, no how.
“ it’s not that i’m judgin’ them, or anythin’. i just don’t understand why. all mcdonald’s does is add ‘ mc ’ to everythin’ and suddenly it’s revolutionary. you might as well add ‘ le ’ to everythin’. the le-burger. the le-fries. the leonidas special. hang on---have you ever considered suggestin’ a pole? that’d really bring in the customers. ”