#leotheconfused

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How about Jon and Damian having conversations without talking?

Like they're looking at eachother, Jon tilts his head, Damian raises an eyebrow, Jon purses his lips, Damian stares, Jon groans and Damian nods in approval.

Jon lost the conversation they were having, apparently.

This comes from years of trusting eachother with their lives.

Bonus: Lois watches them do it and turns to Clark. "We couldn't do that until our 3rd anniversary."

Clark nods. "Well they did grow up with eachother. It's been about a decade."

This is so cute!

But they also do this in front of people they clearly find annoying. They make it so obvious.

“... Can you guys stop doing that”

Damian: “Doing what?”

Jon: “We're not doing anything.”

“....”

Jon: “Does he really think dressing like that makes him look good?”

Damian: “Most likely... I pity him.”

“...”

“Stop looking at each other like that!”

It's Tim that they're mentally talking about by the way.

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Damian every once in a while: "Superboy, trust fall."

And then jumps off the tallest tower at a random city.

Damian also becomes more reckless in general because he knows that all he has to do is say Jon's name and he's safe from becoming a mess on the pavement.

This kind of annoys the hell out of Jon because of the fear and adrenaline he gets when Damian yells his name like that and anxiety kicks in saying “What if I don't make it, what if I'm not fast enough”. He's saving Damian regardless and holds him more tightly than usual after every fall and rescue.

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Hi, how are you feeling? I hope you're doing better.

So I imagine Jon and Damian getting engaged but not really telling anyone about it.

They just start wearing rings at some point, and people don't notice for a couple of days.

But then Jon goes back home to Clark and Lois for whatever reason and he's talking, and then Lois just stares at his hand and goes, "Ring!"

And Clark peeks from the kitchen. "Ring?!"

And Jon, just remembering he forgot to tell them he and Damian got engaged, beams. "Yes, ring!!"

Although this is silly, he'd totally call them like, at two am just to give them the news. And I feel like Jon would use that meme "Me and Damian aren't together anymore" "Habibi that's a terrible way of telling people we're engaged"

Better yet, they get married and tell no one until they mentione they their 3 year wedding anniversary.

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Thinking about hot HOT summer nights and a sun-soked Kryptonian cuddled up with you, because where I leave there never is a thing named winter and it's always either summer or at best spring. Sometimes there's a little rain too but last time there was snow in the city, my grandma tells us about it:D.

I'm not sure if it's the same really really hot weather at summer for them or not, but it can't be easy to sleep next to a furnace when it's not cold around. Do you think they turn coolers on and make the house a sort-of-kind-of refrigerator before going to bed??

Or do you think Damian got a fever once because he didn't want to tell Jon how hot he was and make him move over?

I think Damian thrives in the summertime. The warmth and heat reminds him of when he was much younger growing up with his mom. But unfortunately he still runs cold and it's Jon that's the one avoiding cuddling because:

“Dames your gonna over heat.”

“It's fine. I've been overheated before it is not that big of a deal.”

“... That's not the flex you think it is babe.”

They crank the apartment down to 50° because Damian likes to cuddle regardless of the season. But Damian also wears lighter fabrics in the summer that drap over him rather nicely when lounging around and Jon likes to stare at that. A lot.

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A drunk Damian unable to stop giggling as he and Jon walk home late at night in an empty snowy street? Please.

Them starting to dance with no music, right there and then just because they want to? PLEASE.

idk, let them even make snow angels:(

Like I hardly imagine Damian drinking or at least getting drunk much, but sometimes when there is one of those specific people he trusts— REALLY trusts— around, he does it. But still, even when he's drunk, he's the same for everyone else, because he has control no matter what.

But the second he's alone with Jon, and only Jon, not even his family to this extent, he lets that control slip away for a bit and forgets a world exists around that isn't just them, and just laughs and holds Jon's hand and drags him around to show him things he sees or make him walk faster because he feels too energetic to slow down. And they sit at the side of the street, muttering sweet nothings and everythings. Or they find a beach somehow, because I said so, and lay on the sand and look at the stars.

Y'know, thinking about it, Damian doesn't even need to be drunk to some of those things, if not all. He's just a guy at the end, he knows how to enjoy a night with his boyfriend and make it a little bit romantic too:(

A drunk Damian is a cute but pouty Damian. Clingy, more openly affectionate. He's telling Jon to build a snowman with him on a random street that's just 7 minutes away from Jon's place.

“Dames it's almost 1am why build one now? We could've done this like two hours ago”

“Yeah well I didn't feel like making one two hours ago”

Jon's tired, his social battery drained, all he wants to do is go back to his place, wrap his boyfriend in a blanket because no matter how many layers he has on he's always cold, and sleep in until 2pm.

But now that same boyfriend wants to build a snowman and is demanding he do it too.

Unfortunately for Jon... he's saying yes because Damian's cute with flushed cheeks and a pink nose.

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I don't know whose idea it was or where I read it, but it was about paying back stuff with kisses and I, as always, mixed it with Jondami~

So imagine, Jon asks for something, anything, literally, and Damian just goes "That will cost you seven kisses." "Seve- wait wait, last time it wasn't so expensive? Why would I give seven kisses just for you tying my tie??" "You bargained, ten kisses. Don't bargain, remember?" "But that's not fair?? Ten is too much! I'll go ask someone else next time--" "The audacity-- how dare you, Jonathan!" "Um, excuse me? How dare you? Why are you so expensive??" "That's because I and my noble existence are valuable. In fact, you're lucky I don't ask you to pay for me existing near you, Beloved." And then Jon snorts. "Right. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Eight." "Nine." "Deal."

Thing is, Jon absolutely kisses Damian extra times, because at the end of the day he just wants to kiss him. He just argues for the fun of it. It's their little play~

Sometimes they just bicker the fun of it. It's like playing house when you were a kid. This is them playing house. And it's always random like last week when Jon asked Damian for help it was free but now Jon is asking Damian for that same help this week and apparently it's now six kisses??? Inflation is crazy

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I'm connected, somehow, so I'm gonna make the most of it while I can!

"What are you, Jonathan? Five?"

Damian stands there, arms crossed over his chest. The position of his arms tugs at his coat and the layers under it, but it keeps him warm.

"Just c'm'ere, you." Jon, currently 20, not 5, keeps laying on the snow, in the process of making a snow angel.

"Jon."

"No. Come lay down with me."

"You are soaking your clothes."

"That's a fun part too. Later shaking in wet clothes. Come on."

"Easy for you to say, you don't feel cold." Damian hisses.

"Quit whining and come here. I'm not getting up until you do." Jon informs.

"I am leaving you here." Damian warns, but sounds weak to his own ears.

"Day."

Damian stares down at Jon, Jon stares up at Damian. Damian squints at him as his eyebrows narrow. Jon blinks at him stubbornly. Damian sighs like a 50-year-old widow who got divorced seven times in her life and sits down next to Jon, looking at the sky, asking for patience. His expression says the things I do for you.

He sighs again like he can't believe he gave in. Then, reluctantly, looking like it physically pains him, he lays down. Jon grins at him mischievously.

"I do hope you know that I loathe you for this."

"Now move your arms and legs—"

"I WILL REMOVE YOUR EXISTENCE—"

This was a fun little dabble I wrote like two months ago? I had the idea for a looong time. I like these two hanging out outside in the middle of the night in snow, idk why I love the idea of that so much. Also I haven't seen snow in like, three years now, jesus. That's a long time. Anyways, Damian told Jon about how he never did any of the games you do as kids when it snows when he was young after seeing a few kids making snowmen and throwing snowballs and Jon couldn't have that.

But that's kinda not possible for Dick to not introduce Damian to every game possible when he comes to live with them so how about we don't think about a background for this!

It's so wholesome thinking about these two out in the snow at 2:00 in the morning, making a snowman then proceeding to argue about it because Damian's a perfectionist and Jon's “Dude it's a snowman they're supposed to look weird!”

30 minutes later Damian is making little cats out of snowballs and Jon is fascinated.

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you know, I keep writing Damijon are that kind of 'couple' only to remember they don't even need to be a couple to do most of those stuff. Like, yeah they'd be the gossip type of couple but then again, they'd gossip anyway because it doesn't matter if they're best friends or boyfriends or whatever they're gonna be the same anyway:]

This. Exactly this.

Their relationship doesn't change the only difference is they get to kiss each other now.

The best friend part never goes away and that's very important to me.