Female Fight Breaker
AHHHH I had so much fun writing this!!🫧
I hope you like it!! @gladdygirl18
Sentence starter: “Women Don’t start fights… But they finish them”
Summary: Natsu and Gray are at it again, turning the Fairy Tail guild hall into their personal wrestling ring. Unfortunately for them, Erza decides she’s had enough. If they won’t stop fighting on their own… she’ll just have to finish it herself—with a punishment neither of them will ever live down.
Lee(s): Natsu & Gray
Ler: Erza
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“I remember hearing a saying that women typically don’t start fights,” Erza said calmly, arms crossed as she watched the chaos unfold before her, “but we sure as hell can finish them!” Across the Fairy Tail guild hall, Natsu and Gray were once again rolling across the floor in a dramatic, completely unnecessary brawl.
“GET OFF ME, ICICLE BRAIN!” Natsu barked, trying to pin Gray down. “I’M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING, FLAME FOR BRAINS—YOU STARTED IT!” Gray snapped back, shoving him away.
A table tipped over.
Someone’s drink spilled.
Happy hovered above them. “Aye… this looks familiar.” Lucy sighed into her hand. “It’s the third time today.”
Erza slowly stood.
The guild hall immediately went quiet.
But Natsu and Gray were too busy wrestling to notice. “…And that’s why they’re idiots,” Lucy muttered.
Erza walked over, her boots echoing ominously against the floor.
“Boys.”
No response.
Gray had Natsu in a headlock now while Natsu tried to bite his shoulder.
“BOYS.”
Still nothing.
Erza’s eye twitched. “Very well then”
Before either of them could react, Erza grabbed them both by the backs of their collars and lifted them off the ground like misbehaving kittens.
The guild gasped.
“EH?!” Natsu yelped.
“HEY—PUT ME DOWN!” Gray protested.
Erza set them on the floor… and suddenly shoved them into two chairs.
“Sit.”
They froze.
Happy whispered, “Oh no.”
Metal restraints instantly snapped around their wrists and ankles.
“WAIT—WHAT?!” Gray struggled.
“ERZA WHAT IS THIS?!” Natsu shouted.
Erza simply adjusted her gauntlet.
“You two clearly have too much energy,” she said coolly.
Gray squinted. “Why do I feel like I’m about to regret existing?”
Erza’s lips curved into the slightest smirk.
“So I’ve decided on a more… effective punishment.”
Natsu blinked.
“…Huh?”
Then Erza wiggled her fingers.
Both of them froze.
“No,” Gray said immediately.
“Nope,” Natsu agreed instantly.
Erza stepped closer.
“You’re both incredibly ticklish,” she stated matter-of-factly.
Gray’s face flushed. “T-That’s not—”
Erza poked his side.
Gray snorted.
The entire guild burst out laughing.
“GRAY SNORTED!” someone shouted.
“SHUT UP!” Gray barked, turning red.
Natsu immediately started laughing at him. “HAHA—ice princess is ticklish!”
Erza slowly turned toward him.
“Oh?”
Natsu stopped laughing.
“…wait.”
Erza gently scribbled her fingers across Natsu’s ribs.
“BAHAHA—HEY—WAIT—!”
His chair rattled as he tried to twist away.
Gray lost it. “HAHAHA! LOOK AT YOU!”
Erza turned back to Gray.
“Oh, don’t worry. You’re next.”
Her fingers dug into his sides.
“GAHAHA—ERZA—NO—!”
Soon both dragon slayer and ice mage were howling with laughter, squirming helplessly in their chairs.
“STOHOHOP!” Natsu wheezed.
“I CAN’T BREEATHE—HAHAHA!” Gray gasped.
Erza remained perfectly composed as she alternated between them, her fingers expertly targeting ribs, sides, and underarms.
“Perhaps,” she said calmly over their laughter, “next time you will settle disagreements more peacefully.”
“WE WIIHIILL!” Natsu cried.
“ANYTHING—JUST STOHOHOP!” Gray added desperately.
The guild hall roared with laughter.
Happy floated nearby, grinning. “Aye! This is way better than fighting!”
After another merciless minute, Erza finally stopped.
Both boys slumped in their chairs, breathing hard and giggling weakly.
“…you’re terrifying,” Gray muttered.
Natsu nodded rapidly. “Absolutely evil.”
Erza unlocked the restraints.
“Good.”
She turned and walked away.
The moment she was gone, Natsu looked at Gray.
Gray looked at Natsu.
“…Round two?” Natsu asked.
Gray smirked.
Suddenly Erza’s voice echoed from across the hall.
“I can still hear you.”
Both of them froze instantly.
The guild erupted in laughter again.