Vile Liquid
A/n: Thank you @powerrangers15 for this idea because GENIUS. Sooooo this is made with Xingyun in mind, but it does not have to be read that way if you don't want to! Enjoy!
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Lees: Gaming, Chongyun, Xingqui and partially Zhongli
Lers: Zhongli, Gaming, Xingqui, and partially Madame Ping
Prompt: How rude!
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Normally, seeing Chongyun, Xingqui, and Gaming running down the streets of Liyue Harbor was nothing out of the ordinary. Today, however, watching old man Zhongli chase after them was different.
How did they get in this predicament? Well, somebody (cough cough, Xingqui, cough cough) thought it would be funny to give the old man coffee instead of tea, which didn't end well. Zhongli took one sip and immediately glared daggers at the teen. Gaming and Chongyun didn't actually do anything, but Xingqui dragged them into the whole mess.
So now, there they were. Sprinting between crowds and taking any shortcuts to lose their tail.
"Why did you drag us into this?" Chongyun groaned while turning a sharp corner.
"You were willing to let me suffer all alone?" Xingqui pouted, "Besides, I always drag you into things."
Gaming just laughed, "C'mon, it's not like you mind it anyways!"
Chongyun stayed quiet, continuing to run as if his life depended on it. For all he knew, it did.
All three teens kept their pace but came to an abrupt stop. They'd run straight into a dead end. Right as they turned to run, Zhongli stepped into view and blocked their exit.
"It appears you can't run anymore," Zhongli chuckled. Xingqui stepped back into the wall, whereas the other two kept their stance.
Chongyun looked back at his friends, one looked slightly worried and the older one just smiled. Of course, they all knew the old man wouldn't hurt them, but slight fear still settled in.
"So? Who's idea was it?" The eldest asked.
Chongyun sighed and stepped forward. Hoping to protect his friend, he lied, "It was mine," His friends' heads shot over to him.
"But it wasn't? It was mine," Xingqui defended, as he walked up next to the two teens.
"It wasn't mine, but I did think it was kind of funny, I won't lie," Gaming admitted.
"What I am hearing is that all three of you had at least some part of it," Zhongli shook his head, "Vile liquid, truly."
The youngest teen laughed quietly.
"I see this is still funny to you."
"Just a bit, yes."
"Why don't I give you something better to laugh about, then?" The former Archon tackled Xingqui to the floor. Which didn't take a lot of effort, considering how Zhongli dwarfed the younger in both height and strength.
"AGH! Hey, hey! Wait! Ihim sohorry!!!" He pleaded, immediately giggling when the old man scribbled against his sides.
"I do believe it is a little late for that," He paused to glance at the other two staring in awe, "if you both try to run again, it'll be worse for you."
After that, they both decided against trying to escape. So they just stared at their friend.
"I feel kind of bad, but he had it coming." Gaming said.
Chongyun pulled out a popsicle and started to eat it, he seemed to be blushing, "I never feel bad. He always dishes it out then drags me into it too," he smiled endearingly, "Hey, now you'll be a part of that tradition too!"
"This happens often then?"
"Basically everyday. You really should visit more, it's kind of entertaining."
"ZHONGLI pleheahase ihim sohorry!" Xingqui pleaded. Zhongli just shook his head and smirked.
"Maybe next time do not go after me for your schemes. You know well enough the outcome," he paused to drag his hands up to the youngers ribs, "Come to think of it, it is almost like you try to get this to happen."
Xingquis squirming intensified and he blushed brighter, "Thahats nohot- ihi dohont-AH!"
"Interesting sentence there. Mind explaining what 'ah!' means?" The ex-achron never let him answer; he drilled his fingers into the spaces between the youngests upper ribs. Xingqui screeched.
"Woah! You're so loud," Gaming teased. He knelt next to the lee's head and patted it.
Xingqui shook his head to get Gaming's hand away, to which Gaming gasped dramatically.
"Oho, you offended Gaming. I'll visit your grave, don't worry." Chongyun laughed, finishing his popsicle.
The boy in question followed Zhonglis technique, drilling into his underarms ruthlessly.
"NOHO PLEHEAHASE! STOHOP!!" He screamed, twisting and turning in every direction. Both of his 'attackers' let up, the older one turning towards the other menacingly.
"Wait, why are you looking at me like that?" Gaming said, slightly backing up to the best of his ability on his knees, "Nonono! Wait, no!"
Despite his pleading, he was tackled to the ground right next to Xingqui. Zhongli then Squeezed his sides, then he relished in the adorable giggles that followed.
Xingqui sat up and looked over to Chongyun pleadingly. Chongyun walked over to him and sat next to him. Xingqui fell into the other's arms and laughed quietly.
"I don't feel bad for you, so don't try to get that out of me," the older chided. Xingqui whined slightly before leaning further into the hug. Chongyuns face went bright red.
Zhongli spidered across Gaming's ribs, eliciting a shriek, "Well, you seem to be even more ticklish than Xingqui and Chongyun. I did not know that was possible, Gaming."
"Shuhush!" He yelled.
Zhongli just nodded in disapproval. He switched from spidering to squeezing with one hand and poking with the other, staying on his ribs. Gaming moved from side to side, laughing sweetly.
"How endearing," The eldest chuckled, moving his fingers to Gaming's stomach and scribbling. Gaming just shook his head, trying to get rid of the sensations.
Xingqui perked his head up and motioned for (a very red) chongyun to let him go, to which he complied. The youngest got behind Zhongli and squeezed his sides.
He straightened his back and turned quickly, grabbing Xingqui and pulling him next to Gaming on the floor. Chongyun stared in awe of the stupidity of the situation.
"Now that, child, was not very smart of you," Zhongli feigned a frown while attacking both of the teens under him. Chongyun backed up into the wall and observed, knowing he was probably, no, definitely next.
"Yohou ahalreheahady gohot mehe! Why ahagahain?!" Xingqui cried out, wriggling violently.
Gaming accidentally whacked Xingqui in the arm trying to protect himself. Zhongli, much against his morals, laughed at that. Xingqui kind of deserved it.
Zhongli focused on those two for about 5 more minutes before letting them go. Both instinctively curled up on themselves, trying desperately to get rid of the phantom tickles.
"Chongyun," Zhongli said, making the younger flinch, "I believe it is your turn."
The boy in question stayed seated against the wall, but stared at the old man, blushing profusely.
"Alright, come here," Zhongli ordered before basically picking up the teen and dragging him to the floor entirely.
"Agh! Waitwait! Ihi didn't even doho anything!" Chongyun attempted before shutting up completely when his side was attacked. He laughed immediately, softly batting at Zhonglis hands.
"Ah ah ah, hitting isn't very nice," Zhongli deadpanned, grabbing chongyun hands and pulling them up. He looked over to the two recovering teens, "If you help me now, I will go easy on you next time."
They both seemed to contemplate it, Xingqui standing up first, "I'll help because I want to. It's not for your satisfaction, I just want to see my dear friend smile."
Chongyun yelped, "You are such a traitor!" Despite Chongyun acting upset, he didn't fight Xingqui when he took his arms, nor did he fight to get free at all.
"Mm.. I'm sure you think I'm a traitor."
Gaming decided to join them, sitting next to Chongyuns legs.
"Noho, not you too!" Chongyun complained.
"Yehes me too!" Gaming teased. He experimentally squeezed the youngers thigh. He squeaked and kicked out his legs. Gaming grinned wildly.
Zhongli brought his fingers to life on Chongyun's stomach, to which he giggled and tried to curl up. Xingqui smiled down at his friend, wincing back at the loud squeak from the poking at the bluenettes thighs.
"You know, you're really cute like this," Xingqui booped his friend's nose, causing him to blush brighter than before.
"Ihaha cahant- ACK- Ihim tohoo- plehehease!"
"Awe, you are just adorable, haha!" Gaming complimented, skittering his fingers across the lees knees (hah see what I did there?).
Chongyun dug his heels into the ground, trying to avoid kicking anybody.
Xingqui, out of fear of Chongyun hitting his head, moved to sit criss cross. He then moved the olders head to his lap for protection.
"Are you just too ticklish? Is that what you're trying to say?" Xingqui finally said, "That's just soooooo cute, 'Yun!"
"Shuhut uhup!"
"What? I'm complimenting you!" He gasped in mock offense, "Is it too flustering for you? Awe, Chongyun."
The exorcist yelped when Zhongli targeted his upper ribs, beginning to cackle loudly.
"What is going on here?" A familiar voice called out.
Zhongli turned his head, "Ah, Madame Ping, hello."
"Oh Zhongli, are you bullying these young children? How very rude!" She made her way to the old man, who had since gotten off of Chongyun. The teen was taking heavy breaths.
"Oh no, I assure you they started this ordeal."
"How can I be sure? Why don't I just teach you why you don't bother kids right now?" She threatened. Chongyun had migrated to hugging Xingqui, who lazily traced shapes on his back, making him giggle.
"I do not believe that would be necessary, Madame Ping," Zhongli defended. He seemed slightly nervous.
"Oh but look at that boy-"
"He does not mind it, truly," Zhongli interrupted.
"And now you interrupt me? Oh I'll teach you a lesson, Zhongli!" She pounced at him.
Zhongli jumped before being taken to the floor. Xingqui and Gaming shared looks, seemingly thinking how did she take him down?
"I- they really did cause this whole thing, please, I am not lying!"
Gaming had a mischievous look in his eye, "We did nothing! He just chased us here and attacked us so rudely!"
Zhongli rolled his eyes. He quickly shut his eyes when his stomach was poked by Madame Ping.
"Please not in front of them…" He pleaded.
"Oh fine. Come with me, you bully," she teased, winking at the teens.
Safe to say Madame Ping would be a new go to for ways to bother the old man.
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A/N: Psst! If you liked this, there's a lot more on my masterpost! Check it out if you get the chance!
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