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lesdan in the big 2026 we are so back that old man was going for the kiss
My alcohol beverage is refilled, my stretches done, emails answered, and kisses smooched.
Welcome back, Leslut de Lioncunt and Daniel McfuckMolloy. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH THAT.
Daniel and Lestat get into some argument during the interview where Lestat hisses that that “never fucking happened” and Daniel shoots back that it’s “Bull-fucking-shit!”
The two of them stare at the other with a murderous and hateful glare before lunging at one another. They grapple on the ground, clawing at the other, then grossly makeout. The two of them rolling on the ground, Daniel’s thigh between Lestat’s as he yanks Daniel’s hair back with one hand and digs his claws into his hip so he can messily kiss the other off guard. The “fascinating boy” tries to catch his breath as he tries to yank the other down but his hips arch up when Lestat does something he likes…
(Daniel Molloy is nothing more than a whiny, sweet, pathetic thing that night until he bites so hard in Lestat’s skin to draw blood. The roles which again and again and Gina and again.)
Pot, Kettle
I cooked some very messy S3 Danstat! Pot, Kettle is now on Ao3 (huzzah!)
Rating: E
Pairing: Lestat de Lioncourt/Daniel Molloy
Characters: Lestat de Lioncourt, Daniel Molloy, Old Man Daniel, Gabriella de Lioncourt
Additional tags: the two most divorced men on Earth, doing really well without their soulmates tyvm, Louis haunting the narrative, Armand haunting the narrative, drug use, situationship, canon-typical violence, puking blood, like you do, dialogue and narration that would get Daniel cancelled on socmed, Daddy kink, nipple play, referenced past CBT, anal sex, one (1) singular slap to a penis, coming untouched, coffin cuddles
CW: Drug use, derogatory speech about drug use/drug users. Also, someone pukes. 😬
How some of you write Daniel (and ily for it)
The City Never Sleeps - A Lestat/Daniel Story
Today is the TWO YEAR Anniversary of The City Never Sleeps, one of the best fics I've written IMHO.
In the Court Era, Lestat shows up at Trinity Gate to find that Armand is not home, so Daniel has to entertain him. He decides to give Lestat the Daniel Molloy Tour of New York City Circa 1979. They talk, they angst, they make out a little. Armand is very much present in their minds.
It's 3 Chapters, 13,024 words, originally published 2 years ago today on April 4, 2023. I know Lestat/Daniel is kind of a rarepair but I really enjoy their dynamic together and this fic was months in the making. I wanted to celebrate it now because I'm still so proud of how this fic turned out and because of how older fic gets lost in the shuffle. Also it was, at the time, the longest fic I'd written!
It's kind of dialogue-heavy but hopefully funny, entertaining, and heartfelt and there's a hot make out scene. There's angst! There's flirting! There's a lot of talk about Armand!
If you want a fic that explores Lestat and Daniel's bromance with benefits, here it is!
Thanks for letting me celebrate this milestone!!
Short Excerpt:
Inside, books lay discarded on the large oak table and a figure lay sprawled on the reading couch, a velvet green monstrosity. Lestat wore black pants and a elegant silken long-sleeved shirt with a ruffled collar, as if he’d stepped out of the 1800s. His feet were clad in leather boots and were propped up on the arm rest on the left side of the sofa, while he reclined the against the right side. His blond hair was loose and cascaded down around his shoulders. He held a book but didn’t appear to be reading. He wouldn’t have looked out of place on the cover of a romance novel.
Daniel looked down at himself. He was in travel clothes—worn jeans with a few tears and a sweatshirt with fraying cuffs, the sort of thing Armand would discreetly throw in the trash when he thought Daniel wouldn’t notice. His own blond hair was messy and unkempt and his purple chucks were dirty.
Lestat turned his head toward Daniel in the doorway. “Ah, finally, signs of life! I was beginning to think to this place had been abandoned.”
“Yeah, you know Armand, loves to build massive estates and then leave them to rot and ruin.” Daniel joked. “What are you doing here?”
Lestat sat up and tossed the book on the table next to the sofa. “Is that the sort of hospitality Armand taught you? Are you going to evict me next?”
Daniel snorted. “As if Armand would ever kick you out. I just thought you were busy at Court.”
“Am I not allowed a break? I agreed to be the Prince, not a hostage.”
Daniel rolled his eyes. “Just asking. Besides, I thought Louis went there to visit you.”
“He had to make a trip to Paris. I believe he had some business regarding his flat there.”
Daniel highly doubted Louis had left Court for business reasons. He suspected they’d had a fight of some sort. But he decided to leave that alone for now.
“Where’s your Maker and his brood?” Lestat asked.
Daniel pulled out his phone. No messages. He shot Armand a quick “Back home. Where are you?” text and then slid it back into his pocket.
“Don’t know. They’ve been following this band on tour sporadically. Or maybe they went to Court. That’d be ironic, huh?” Daniel smiled. Lestat huffed out a breath. “Did he know you were coming?”
Lestat leapt to his feet. “Of course not. I intended to use the element of surprise to my advantage.”
Daniel’s phone buzzed and he pulled it from his pocket. Armand had texted back. He read it over. “Bad news, Big Guy. They’re in Seattle til Friday.”
Lestat didn’t quite pout but he was on the verge of doing so.
The end of Armand’s message read, “Unless there’s an urgent matter I need to attend to.” A plea for help? Daniel smiled. Armand loved Sybelle and Benji, but Sybelle’s infatuation with this band was intense.
Did Armand want him to invent a reason for him to come back or was he merely letting Daniel know that he could? Daniel replied: “No emergency, but Le Prince is here. He wants to see you.” Daniel added a winky emoji. There. If Armand wanted to use that as a reason to cut their trip short, he could. If not, he could ignore it.
“Looks like it’s just me and you for now,” Daniel said.
Lestat’s face shifted, and Daniel saw a hint of something—Disappointment? Hurt?—before his signature winning smile returned. He clapped Daniel on the back a little too hard, making Daniel jolt forward and nearly drop his phone. “Then let’s make the most of it. What do you do for fun around here?”
Read the Whole Thing on AO3
TicketS you say Mmmm
Half Past Dead
TheStag
Summary:
Daniel’s decision to interview Lestat for the book was an easy one and the only foreseeable consequence was the wrath of one Louis de Pointe du Lac. Daniel’s decision to start sleeping with Lestat was, admittedly, a little misguided.
Smart Mouth
Read now on Ao3!
Featuring: Lestat, Old Man Daniel, Daniel Molloy's Parented Scared Boner™️ and long-distance Armand
Rating: E
Tags: playing chicken with blowjobs, rough oral sex, hair pulling, long-distance cuck chair
I'm working on something I hope to have published before ep7, but that doesn’t have any Daniel in it and I was starting to get old man snark withdrawal. Plus, for all my big talk with my own fat mouth, it's actually been ages since I posted any actual old man yaoi. So I dusted off this random ass WIP.
Tl;dr: Choices were made, fictional old men were fellated. 🤷♀️