#lespressobean0415

[wisedawn-whatever]

I look pretty good for a dead bitch. Why wouldn't you date me? -Lubbock

👁️👄👁️ stop... 😭 *Sigh*

I mean, aside from you being dead? *Sobs*

You a little bit pervy, my dude...

[alienslikedmyfantasy]

'what is time

what is brain

??'

thank you @lespressobean0415 for the best giggles

[wisedawn-whatever]

Why wouldn't you date me? Is it because my father banished me? Is it my scar? Because I have no honour?

Oh... Zuko bb😭🖤 no, I love you! But here's why I wouldn't date you

In the show's timeline, you are 16... I am 22. 🙅🏽‍♀️ Sorry not sorry but I don't do the minors

If you were in fact in your 20s then I'd have to say........ I guess being the Fire Lord would have a lot of pressure and if we were to get married then I'd be Fire Lord too (not lady, miss me with that femme sh*t) and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment

Oh, and you're gay! (Sokka is your love, duh)

[wisedawn-whatever]

Okay, I'm done, I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me cum

I'm all outta gas, not so fast

Uh, your finger just went in my ass

Ow, that hurts, take it out now

Oh, wait a minute, aw

Put it back in, in-in-in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube

Bruh.. how high you is? 😅😅😅

[wisedawn-whatever]

Sophie.. You would say no to me? Belphegor, the sleepiest boi?

Ugh, god... The naps and cuddles would be 🔥

Well! Aside from that fact you're a literal demon and also basically MURDERED me... Idk why I wouldn't date you (stupid cow)

[wisedawn-whatever]

Why not me? Hmm? It's fine, I'll just love these cats and my Nintendo Switch.

Kenma, my beloved. My love. My beautiful boy!🖤🖤🖤

I uhm... Shoot darn it all. IDK WHY I WOULDN'T DATE YOU! The only reason I can think of is if we weren't friends/close at all initially (because I don't just date people, I befriend people and then feelings may happen but most likely not in most cases #demi)

Then there's you and Kuroo... Which like👌 but that's honestly all I can think of, my guy

[wisedawn-whatever]

Scars run in our family.. Why wouldn't you date me?

Dabi... Dabi Dabi Dabi....

Well, my lovely mass murderer... I'm a little concerned about that behavior (and also your mental stability)

Onto your scars (or as some people say, festering wounds) you are literally tearing yourself apart bruh... Stop! It pains me

You don't need a relationship right now, you need therapy

[wisedawn-whatever]

I'm just your type. Why wouldn't you date me? Who gets you? -Ugetsu

Ugetsu, love... You are so incredibly beautiful and talented (ugh the violin just hits different)

You uh... You got a lot of stuff you need to work out😬 I believe you can and I will be your friend to help you out though 100%

Also, you like... Quite gay (idk, you may be bi/pan, but I've only heard of you with guys so correct me if I'm wrong about that)🖤