#leto talks

[magnatetheleto]

Everyday I think “hey maybe I won’t have to deal with random crap” and then @keefe--sencen, @shut-up-i-will-burn-you and @therealsophieelizabethfoster come into my office with another incident like “oh yeah we just committed tax fraud” or “we burnt the yeti statue” and I wonder why I even try.

[thatortheschlong]

*a paper is tucked in a book with his name on it*

Leto,

I miss the days of Caladan. It's wrong, I know, you're only a few years my father's junior, but I can't help it. My mind often wanders to that day before you left for Arrakis. Your fingers skimming my thigh beneath the water... I wonder if it was purposeful or simply an accident. I've spent much time pondering how plump your lips would feel against mine, the simultaneous tickle and burn of your beard against my skin. My father is forcing my hand... He said I must marry a nobleman. And surely I can't deny him when my only excuse is that I'm in love with the closest thing he has to a best friend. I know your duty lies here. So it's foolish to want it but... I simply wish I could know your touch. I delude myself to believe one kiss is enough when I know I'd want them for a lifetime. I can hardly imagine letting another man touch me when the only person I'd like to have take all my first is you. All I have is five days here and who knows if I'll ever see you again after that? I've put enough ink to this scribbled note you'll never see.

*knocks on door to the archives* Duke? Are you working in here? I think I may have left my book on the desk. 📚

*clears throat and looks up at you* What is this, little dove?

- Duke Leto

[magnatetheleto]

no, you guys, I am definetly not gay. my lover is not a man. my lover is a woman. get your facts right

-Magnate Leto, sick of being told he's gay

[magnatetheleto]

my personAl opinion is that we, foxfiRe, as a good school should encouragE our Prodigies to express their creAtivity, passions and pRojecTs.

[magnatetheleto]

Right let’s talk abOut tax Fraud. iTs bad. Horrible. don’t do tax fraud, childrEn, Because you can and wiLl get into trouble for it. only Adults Can commit tax fraud, because we can handle Knives, and you can’t. thanks and bye

[magnatetheleto]

gee... capiTalisations are so cool. tHis human stuff is sort of cool i guEss. also stop trYing to find out who my lover is pls @shut-up-i-will-burn-you and @therarestprattlespin .

[pppalace]

We were... everything was in order, we were ready to pull out... ow! Shit that hurts... - 🏝

shhh, darling. *squeezes hand* you can explain in the morning. for now, you need to rest and heal.

[pppalace]

Do this... to you? *smiles weakly* Not very fun for me, either. Ambush. Had them... surrounded but they... had a hidden contingent. Stupid mistake. - 🏝

*frowns* you know better than that, my love. i told you to be careful. *moves aside for yueh to work*