#leverage roleplay

[watchmebecomeher]

My lawyer (@lawhound57) has advised me to make a statement.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

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[fuckyeahspiritsruse]

Welcome! Bucket list heist/hack you have yet to pull off?

ever since I saw ocean's 8, I've always wanted to rob the met gala. just for fun, you know? I've also been wanting us to take down a certain big health insurance company that screwed over a friend of mine. but if I'm really being honest... I want to take down a steranko just to prove I can.

[lawhound57]

so what DID happen at mardi gras?

- @fuckyeahspiritsruse (Breanna)

Well, I don't know if you can relate to this at all, but before Leverage came along, I didn't exactly have very many chances to exercise the more frivolous side of my personality. There's a lot of pressure involved in corporate law. Up and coming evil lawyers sometimes adopt a sort of "work hard, play hard," strategy to deal with it. Not me so much, but some of the people that I knew. And if you're going to party hard in NOLA, Mardi Gras is the time to do it. I used to go down to the big parade every year with a pack of other law students, dress up, have a bit too much to drink, compete to see who could fit the largest collection of beads around our necks, be loud and young and silly and generally let off some steam.

Anyway, one year I brought an open bottle of tequila to the parade by smuggling it down in a...sensitive position in my shorts...and I woke up the next day with nothing but said shorts and the hazy memory of kissing several handsome young men in masquerade masks and glitter.

[interpol-is-a-real-thing]

Hey Astrid, welcome! Any fun stories from when you were chasing Parker?

- Breanna (@fuckyeahspiritsruse)

Breanna-what a surprise! Nice to hear from you, but I must warn you, digging into Parker will have Interpol sniffing round quicker than you'd like.

You've heard about the whole business of the European transcontinental chase, but the most exasperating/impressive story I have before that was in Melbourne in 2013. The gallery was wanting to reframe a Rembrandt, so naturally the utmost security was warranted. Motion detectors, infrared cameras, lasers, guards; I'd never seen tighter security in my life.

But this is Parker we're talking about.

She slipped past the lot of them and tripped the silent alarm (to this day I'm still not sure if that was an accident or on purpose) which led to three days worth of chasing her.

TO SYDNEY.

I pursued her over rooftops one night, pushed through crowds at the harbour the next day, and I'm pretty sure I saw her perched on the roof of the Opera House at one point. Every time I thought I cornered her, she'd vanish, quick as a blink.

And the maddening thing? I reviewed the CCTV footage later, and she just walked out with the bloody thing. Had it tucked under her arm like it was a copy of the Times. I don't know if she was mocking me or...just being Parker.

So long story short, "fun" in the way that a steady diet of crisps and sleeping in cars is "fun", but I can't deny that the chase itself was thrilling.

Care to weigh in, Parker?

@crimeisfun

[thebestlieisthetruth]

So, seriously, would you have actually just stood there and let me kill Culpepper? - @functioning-god-complex

No. I just needed to see how far you'd go. If you had actually tried to kill him, I'd've stopped you

@functioning-god-complex

[mr-punchy]

what is your most embarrassing story about my brother?

- @fuckyeahspiritsruse (Breanna)

That I'm allowed to tell you?

I have countless stories.

There's that time he got stuck in the vents of the house during one of Parker's vent practices.

There was what happened with the Russian mob and the diamonds when Sophie was in Europe. (the ice man job)

...

There was the time Parker mixed in chili powder in his orange soda.

...... hmm.

There's probably way more i'm not thinkin' of.

[violet-oriel]

All right friends, I have three exams this week but I need a break from studying. Please send some asks to @interpol-is-a-real-thing so a different part of my brain can work.