LEVI GOLDSTEIN THE VAMPIRE, FACTS MASTERPOST
Any time i have new facts ill add them here!!!
Levis physical facts
Levi is two thousand years and some change old!
He ages EXTREMELY slowly. Though bitten at age 19, he now looks 21-23 years of age at this point in his life.
Levi is six feet tall
As cute as levi is, he makes the most HORRIFIC facial expressions sometimes. Eyes a little too wide, smile too big, showing too many teeth and too much gum. Creepy smiles Bug eyed looks and wrinkled noses. He doesnt mean too, but he forgets what he looks like sometimes.
Levi is blind in one eye if you haven’t noticed! He lost it in a fight! A sword fight!
Has a really fucking weird accent i wont even attempt to write but will try to at least describe
Personal facts about levi
No one believes hes a real vampire
Loves bloody steak
Loves animals
Loves kids
Loves all things occult
Levis is old, very very old, he’s two-thousand and some change. So he can bypass some of the things younger vampires cant. He can daywalk for a few hours without protection BUT all day with protection ie: sun hat or umbrella. He can turn into mist and bats and a wolf creature. He can have his head cut off and still live. He can regenerate limbs. But things that still get him are the laws of hospitality. He must be invited, he must treat his guests with respect and feed them, water them, ya know treat them well.
Pouts when he cant go outside to look at the pretty flowers because he forgot/got it stollen his hat/umbrella.
Levi LOVES dogs! He gets one any chance he has and has an extensive record of every dog hes ever owned. When levi and svetza go out, levi is the buffer for dogs. Dogs seem to dislike svetza on some level she can not fathom. (Or some dogs at least) Dogs however flock to levi in droves and become instant babies in his presence.
Levi sleeps in a large four poster coffin bed. Its a queen sized bed shaped like a coffin with four posters, heavy light blocking curtains, and its very cozy!
Levi has family. Lots and lots of family. Hes kept a record of his entire family. He knows everyone and sends them letters and gifts on hollidays. Everyone in the family knows about levi but not exactly who and what he is and what hes about. Hes just that one really weirdly supportive uncle /cousin that shows up to familyreunions. Like the family isnt even sure how they are related but they know they are. He keeps track of marriages and births and deaths. Anytime anyone if the family needs to know their genealogy they ask weird cousin/uncle levi. Only a few memebers of the family know what he is really. Others know but dont believe. Some suspect and the others joke about it. Levis home (an old castle) is filled with family photos and such. It just fills me with joy to imagine that instead of mourning the fact that everyone you love dies while you live on as a vampire, he just sees it as an opportunity to keep track of his family and history! He even takes in family memebers when they need a place to stay. So its not uncommon for him to have random members of his super extended family living with him.
Garlic also isnt a deterrent. Garlic is just...stinky. Really really stinky. But he likes the stinky.
hes always cool to the touch so he LOVES warm stuff. Hand warmers, sunny days, warm rocks, warm people, hot drinks or foods.
But his favorite days are sunless because then he can go out without a hat and umbrella!
Levi is extra about his fashion! He wears all sorts of fashion, the man is two thousand years old and has CHOICES! Levi really loves the grungy garage punk and jock with crop top n booty shorts looks. At home he wears booty shorts and crop tops to lounge in. Sleeps in a night shirt thats really just an oversized tshirt dress he got at a thrift shop. He will wear a dress. He gives zero fucks.
Levi loves kitchy vampire shit! Novels, Movies, games, costume, Decorations, ect! He ADORES THEM! He thinks its fun and creative and likes all the lore people come up with! They even get facts right sometimes!
Levi is a dinosaur. Hes only just now gotten used to using a dial phone. Let alone a cellphone. Help him. He still uses a rotary phone for gods sake
Levi owns several properties he rents out to people. Its where he makes most of his money.
Levis birth certificate year has to be refreshed every thirty years to stay current. But all the other facts stay the same. Parents, where he was born etc. He knows people who can make him new proper legal documents so he can fly under the radar.
Levis Religious facts
Holy items dont work on him at all! Especially crosses because “Oh yes, a jewish man hung on a torture device would be PLEASED to see them used to symbolize peace and love. And then bless it as a holy item.” Like get real, its a torture device, a symbol of death and malicious intent and not a holy symbol. (To him)
He doesn’t consider himself evil or unholy. So that has some impact on why the items don’t work.
The boy sports a star of david all the time because...jewish.
He also reads his torah and other holy books like a good boy.
Levis professional medical facts
He drinks peoples blood to find out what ails them! Then perscribes them the proper medicine!
being a medical professional he convinces people to donate blood! He uses half of them for his patients.
Levi is able to smell girls on their periods but politely says NOTHING
Levi runs several small medical clinics/apothecary shops where he hires local medical practitioners as employees. (They deal with all the new fangled fancy equipment)
Levis personal medical facts
Levi is two thousand years and some change old!
Also as he is a medical professional he knows hes being rediculous but he doesn’t care. Levi takes iron pills because of his iron deficiency from his vampirism. But he hates taking the horse pills so he Makes bloodshakes with red fruits or veggies to hide the fact hes drinking blood and everyone just assumes its red for the ✨ aesthetic ✨
Direct sunlight after a few hours gives him a WICKED sunburn
Blood transfusions work as well. He actually keeps half of all blood transfusions for himself!
Levi is blind in one eye! He lost it in a sword-fight! Why it hasn’t regenerated is beyond him.
Levi au facts
Ouran highschool Host club
Ok but levi being in the host club would be kinda perfect for him. Hes a goofy, sweet, caring, drama loving, tall (six feet is tallish) pretty, twink boy. Hed fit right in.
People refer to levi as the vampire prince. He isnt sure why but it seems to make them happy so he just lets it be.
Loves occult stuff
Loves kids
Levi is on iron pills for his iron deficiency. But Levi refusing to take his iron pills because they are HORSE PILLS (aka huge af) He hates taking the horse pills so his friend crush them up and put them in his bloodshakes, blood pudding and sausage for him to eat/drink.
His friends know damn well he can swallow his pills (though he insists he can not) because they have seen him jokingly deep throat bananas and swallow hotdogs whole. But they just roll with it and crush them into his food and drink.
Levi Makes bloodshakes with red fruits or veggies to hide the fact hes drinking blood and everyone just assumes its red for the ✨ aesthetic ✨
Blood transfusions are also be a thing he does in rare extreme cases
Levi is a dinosaur. Despite only being 19. Hes only just now gotten used to using a dial phone. Let alone a cellphone. Help him. He still uses a rotary phone for gods sake
Levi sleeps in a large four poster coffin bed. Its a queen sized bed shaped like a coffin with four posters, heavy light blocking curtains, and its very cozy!
Levi lives with family friends who live in a castle!
Loves bloody steaks
Also cant be in direct sunlight for long due to also having sun sickness, so he wears a big hat and carries an umbrella all the time.
Pouts when he cant go outside to look at the pretty flowers because he forgot/got it stollen his hat/umbrella.
No one believes hes a real vampire