#levi rants

[cowboy-network]

after watching the Cruella Movie,..

I can safely say that i have now implanted the personalities of Artie and Cruella into my brain. I will now be an entirely different person for about a week.

ALSO I FOUND THE SOUNDTRACK TO THE MOVIE AND THAT SHT SLAPS

THAT SOUNDTRACK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

hOLY SHIT-

[hojlundfc]

I know y'all are suicidal because of andi and daniel but just imagine mac's pain when all he needs are constant jumps so he might convince calgary that their jumps aren't for nothing.

[rattengott]

I’m really sick of all this v//ol//tr//on shit going on rn. Like congrats to k//l//an//ce shippers and whatnot but a lot them are being super fucking rude rn. In all honesty I used to like L//an//ce but I can’t anymore because of this shit with people in the fandom being assholes about and to those who ship s//he//ith. It’s just sickening to me. I was so excited to get into vo//lt//ron but now I’m starting to regret it. I’m not saying all kl//an//ce shippers are bad but the side of it that is bad, is sO BAD. I’m sick of k//la//nce shippers gloating and bragging about tiny little things mentioned and shitting on sh//eit//h shippers because “omg the voice actors said [insert tiny random fact that mentions k//ei//th and L//an//ce being good teammates and working together because that’s what a team does] so that means they’re canon and sh//ei//th isn’t” , it’s disgusting. I’m sick of this fandom. I’ll still ship sh//ei//th with my whole soul but I’m too scared to cosplay v//ol//tr//on or even carry my sh//e//ith ita bag anywhere with me in fear of actually being physically attacked.

[cowboy-network]

I WANT TO RIP OUT MY FUCKING MOUTHSTONES BUT NO, I NEED THOSE TO DO THINGS WITH MOUTH. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT HUH??? WHY

[hojlundfc]

Idgi. Why are y'all being like "this is so surprising and so bad" when literally everything that happened yesterday was fucking predictable? Are you really that delusional? Andi hasn't been that good lately, haven't you seen? Daniel had 80 jumps before the world cup started again, noone should've been expecting anything from him, but y'all raised your and his expectations so hight that now that you've finally woken up it's ridiculously hurtful. And the thing with Ryoyu? I don't know if you've noticed but he's the fucking best ski jumper at the moment! LEADING THE OVERALL WORLD CUP!!!! He's jumping so beautifully and so smooth, if you were here for the sport itself you'd notice and appreciate it, and not cry about it because "it's so boring that he's winning everything". And let me tell you one thing: last year when Kamil won everything everybody was freaking stunned but now Ryoyu wins everyone is pissed and you know why? Because he isn't from Poland, Norway, Austria, Germany or Slovenia. He's an underdog whom none of us would've expected to do that well EVER and you just can't deal with it.

[hojlundfc]

What bothers me the most about all these old germans being petty because Markus is "only" second is that they just assume Ryoyu is doping and/or that FIS is manipulating the whole point system because according to them "the bet quotes on Markus were too good" and I simply just don't get it?????? And they also bring up Kamil from last year, where, according to them, it also was manipulated because otherwise Wellinger would've won???? They don't get that Ryoyu is an amazing, young, hardworking athlete and it just bothers me so, so much. Darwin seriously was right all along.

[hojlundfc]

My plans for this winter were that I lean back and ignore football and enjoy ski jumping so i'm suffering less, but now United has an amazing coach and do really good and the ski jumping family is one big mess. what the actual fuck????

[hojlundfc]

I hate when people on my dash freak out when international break is over and club football starts again like bitch i have to wait from march til october for alpine to start again