Plot: Levi is the Prince of Hell, he saw Y/M and wanted them so they've been dragged to hell to be his spouse.
"Hey now it's okay," Leviathan knelt down next to the other who had captured his attention so entirely. "It can be jarring. The transport, being living in the place of the dead, I understand."
The other had only just gotten here and Levi hadn't even had a chance to explain the good news to the other before they had started freaking out. He even had his complete human visage on to comfort them! He hadn't expected quite this level of reaction. He would do his best to calm them, he hated to see his future spouse in such a state. "I'd say breath but that's no longer overly necessary for you here."
yep. levi is a textbook capricorn in every aspect.
- dark circles from people’s bs, survives on 2 mins of sleep, life is pain, still shaves and showers twice a day or something
- socializes the least... cares the most
- tracks the time for how long to keep the tea leaves in... keeper
- mess with his loved ones, you rather wanna have thanos collapse a whole planet on ya
- so relationally traumatized he can walk around like this n still be a virgin
- somebody bathe themselves in desinfectant and then give him a week-long hug and suck his dick for 10 hours straight life hates capricorns
- loves deeply cause he can’t help it
- every guy wants to be like him, copying his every detail, and we aren’t mad about it. the world needs more capricorn men
- love language and you’d never guess: physical touch
- gets grumpy when you question his clout with the ladies and sense of empathy
- acts and dresses like a crazed grandpa, has a black credit card and cute ass
- combat intelligence 5000. invented violence and trademarked suffering. if you’re up to no good, this is the last thing u see
- only person you can’t be mad at for being an eternal mama’s boy
- surrounded by idiots, hence swears like a sailor
- the only person allowed to do any kind of capitalism. only capricorns know what we really want and need
- actual sense of duty
- better than anyone else
- hates being better than anyone else
- truly inspirational hustler and optimist
- likes animals, despises majority of humans
- v serious expression 24/7. smile = 8th world wonder
- a man of class but frugal, frequently found in suit and tea i mean tie
- obsessed with strict order and cleaning, last person to tell you a mask is emasculating
- anxious bottom bean, must protect, constant existential crisis, this man needs some serious help
- wielded first knife at age 3 or so, aries eat your heart out
- only people a capricorn dude trusts: libra daddies and the gnc ladies + they/thems, god bless him
- ... definitely has a pattern. behold, a sword bisexual. figures, capricorns are so broken they better get double the love
- priority in life: human dignity
- capricorns are so sad even the sunrays want to caress them
- was cutest baby.👇must protect
- only valid gentleman of the zodiac. he’s depressed and damaged by everything and everyone except his horse and you, that way you know it’s real, measure your ring finger
- last but not least he sweet and loyal, there’s a reason why this zodiac sign is represented by the goat and christmas is during capricorn season cuz santa levi is a present
- he just got it all down
- capricorns play life on god mode, here’s the final boss, there’s a reason they’re the last sign in the year
- strong like aries, confident like leo, smart like gemini, tough like taurus, pretty and loving like a libra, as protective as cancer...
- principled like aquarius, invested like pisces, raw like scorpio, cool as sagittarius, as clean as virgo.
- what more do u need get yourself a capricorn they can do everything
“I rather think you owe me,” Levi said with a smirk as he sat across the coffee table from Daniel. He was rather relaxed despite the formal setting: Washington’s Oval Office. Then again that had always been his charm. Levi Walter the down to Earth, Panhandle Texan who wasn’t impressed by flashy Washington antics. At least that was marketing for his campaign for senator. Wasn’t an easy jump to go from governor to senator but he made it-- not with much help from Daniel. “As I recall during your election I traveled with you across the whole damn state showing you how to not look like a fuckin’ yank.” He tipped his bourbon glass, the ice cubes inside clinking against the glass. “Then my time comes around and you’re nowhere in sight.”
Not wanting to be too antagonistic, Levi leaned forward his elbows on his knees. “I would have let you stay at the ranch if you’d come. A little mini vacation from...” he gestured to the windows, flickering city lights in the distance. “You not showing up got me thinking you don’t like me, Daniel.” He said the President’s name like he was his lover. Levi was pretty sure he didn’t swing that way but Daniel made him question. Levi had joked with his wife about taking a mistress up in DC. She told him no other women but failed to mention men.
[ SMS ]: Rowan handles my problems so much more severely. I want a gentler touch right now.
[ SMS ]: So hypothetically what all qualifies as a 'kidnapping'?
"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh." (from Ji-Yeong)
@lonelyheartedheathens
"Well that's not necessarily true," Levi mused. He had seen and made a corpse or two laugh. He couldn't say that though. "The ugly and pretty part yes. Maybe even the smart and dumb but it's not all the same once you're dead."
"I really appreciate your affections. But I am aware that they deflected my question. In the nicest possible way, of course." (Canon heathens, Connor)
@lonelycanonheathens
Levi put a hand over his heart "What? I assure you I had no intention of deflecting. I was just so taken with your... Well your everything." Not untrue but yes the bonus of ignoring the question was very much a bonus.
"I know exactly who and what you are." (Garrett or TK for Levi?)
@lonelyheartedheathens
Levi raised a brow "Do you?" He asked, his face gave nothing away as he continued his task of pouring a drink. "Devastatingly handsome bartender? That's not hard to know," he said with an easy smirk.
